Thursday, 27 October 2016

Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis

:What's your name?

Broad American accent with slight southern twang]

:My name is;

Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis

I am the example to the world of Imperialism, good sir.

: Do you have any family?

Yes, I have seven Mothers and two Fathers, Their names are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Espania Sangria-De-James Catholico Grenada Arabi Majestad Imperio Iberia
Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael

And two Mothers, one whom I adopted in war, the other who adopted me in war.
Afrika Soloman Tree-of-Life Eve Nigeria Sheba Arabi Canus
Nihookáá America Navajo Algonquin Chumash Apache Golden Heaven Peace Halfmoon War

My Fathers are:
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia
Denmark Imperialis Haven Tanmaurk Saxon Scania

My sister's are:
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
Mexicana Madre Maria Catholico Americana Iberia

I have three adopted Daughters, their names are;

Pilipina Luzon Rizal Mindanao Catholico Arabi Muhammed Bisaya Palawan Americana Asia Iberia
Japon Eternal Go-Shichi no Kiri Ainu Jomon Yayoi Pureland Edo Wajin Americana Asiatic
Koryo Hushilla Gyeongju Seoul Americana Asiatic

: You seem to have a large family!

Yes, but still, I have had strained relations with some and outstanding relations with others.

: What do you mean?

Well sir, even though I rebelled against my Father Angle Britannia, He has supported me many times and I He in certain endeavours of peaceful and profitable action. But I hear Alba is thinking about leaving him, and He has decided to cut ties with His Friends, some of whom I am related to! I was not entertained by the expressions of separation and reduced potential profit, from either or both of them.

When Alba visits me, she comes to tell me that I am *somehow* wrong in my endeavours. I love Her, she is my Mother, I respect Her, She has fortitude and cunning in invention I admire in my utmost core, however, I did not only rebel against my Father but Her also, that she often thinks to instruct me in Democracy and War. I realize She was present at My birth and made sure I had a choice, but then I need to be what I am expected to be; an example of profitability to the world, even though She sees me as an explorer and artist, I am not these things centrally, but externally.

E'ire is softer in tone than Alba, but says similar things, but I expect this because they are twins. I enjoy helping E'ire, I cannot say the same about Alba. The things I do for Alba is because I know she is a genius, and I respect that so much I cannot help myself. And I hope one day to have that same trait. It does not diminish my love for Her.. only that I enjoy Her company the most when she is with my Father. She wrote me a letter telling me, in Her own poetic way, She disapproves of my two party state. The reason I have my democracy this way, is that it is the most profitable. She decries it as apathy, ..but so be it! I want to rule, and so it shall be!


: what are your hobbies?

:laughs:

Oh my! good sir!.. I have so many I find them hard to count!!

I am an entertainer of the world in every Art, I explore space itself, I love Fashion.. and of course technology & culture.

I am told that I make bad food that tastes good :laughs: much like one of my Mothers!!
I enjoy a Bourbon Whiskey, a beer and much sporting.
I enjoy to play against Canada in ice sports, and against Mexicana at Soccer.
I think I win almost all the time :laughs:

: Is it true you have contentions with Mexicana?

No sir, I do not. But.. it is true I do not like how She looks at me jealously at times.
I think our relationship is fine so long as she stays where She should. We also have a great time, we enjoy partying together in the sun! :smiles:


: May I ask you a bracing question?

Yes sir, I think you may.

: it was revealed to the world you lied about a great man who died (JFK). What do you say about this?

In life, I am not perfect, I think many people are not. I have at times had to defend people I wished i did not have to, for the sheer fact they are unworthy of Me, that man dying was the third greatest shame of my life. And yet.. I know i cannot guarantee that it will not happen again. All I can do is hide the facts so that people will not notice it as much and perhaps I can move on with my shame and forget.

:Thank you for your time Americana

Why sir, no, thank you for empowering My voice!


Friday, 21 October 2016

Comment on the outoftouchunionist Blog.

Hello. As a nationalist I was curious to see what the other side were saying, i imagined it a mirror and it seems i was right.

You guys seem pretty chill.. and I don't know if you will react with hate towards me, but I want to share why I am a nationalist, despite all the opinions to the contrary, here is my story.

As a child I lived in Norfolk England, we had moved away from a town outside of Glasgow, we were in Norfolk for a short time but still it left an impression on me. Even the teachers treated me with disdain, they would speak directly to me or to the other teachers about me, all this was directed by the theme i was Scottish, i was the butt of their jokes and criticisms. One teacher treated me abusively, I was 6 yo and 2 years later I realized why the German kid was so happy I came.  They use to call him.. well you can imagine, but now a Scot was there, the pressure was off for him, so the children could hate on a Scot, which going by their reaction was worse than certain german history.

This left me with a sub-conscious impression i was 'meant' to be less than the English. Which manifested itself 6 or 7 years later, coming back in the rain one Sunday from Ingliston Market  with a spray painted sign 'English go home!'. it make me realize that we weren't all one country and the feelings i had were understandable.

I wanted to know more. So I asked around, watched TV programs, any information I could get my hands on as 12yo boy. I had watched Margaret Thatcher on TV.. her voice seemed like she hated us Scots. With every timber of her voice she washed away the ties of the worlds wars we had shared (through my teens) . Every week some news story about her closing down scottish jobs. When John Major came into office.. he reformed the social system.. I was 17yo, I was struggling to find a job, and so had to visit the DHSS as it was called then. before him.. it was much like the TV Show 'Bread' DHSS.. after him it was a place you could go and not feel bad.

I had already made up my mind i was nationalist. we had a meager following, with my home town drawing only 300 votes for the SNP one year later, in the general election. I had access to more information now, accumulated by watching every TV show I could on Scottish independence.

By now, I did not feel 'British' I felt ..Scottish. And when ever i had any doubts of this, all i would need to do is travel to England see how they treated me. Of course I have English friends and they treat me well or they would not be my friends; however, I have enough instances to prove to myself that English officials treated me poorly compared to an English counterpart. I am a second class citizen in Britain, and first class in Scotland. Perhaps you find my references vague.. couple of stories should suffice.

My fiancee and I are trying to get her in to this country, we had 2 rejections of a visit visa for her .. so on the third we decided to copy the letters of a Welsh guy and his fiancee. We are similar enough situations that whatever we had done wrong the previous application this should have mended the discrepancies. The Welsh guy and his fiancee got accepted. we got refused. The ECO even adding little cheeky comments to us in the reply letter.

I was previously involved with an American woman. She was an ex army vet with all sorts of clearances.First time she came to visit she landed in Edinburgh. not a problem. Second time she landed in Heathrow. She was going through customs happily chirping 'I'm going to see my Scottish boyfriend' like she often did. As soon as she said Scottish, they pulled her. 7 hours of degrading treatment doing unspeakable things to her.

THIS IS ENGLAND. this is what England represents to me, this is what Britain represents to me.
People who think they can do such things and get away with them. and right enough they did get away with it, why? because they were English. Even though we are no longer together.. I wish i knew that womans house that defiled my ex.. so I could set her house on fire!

I myself have never been detained in an English airport, but they day might come where i wish i had a Scottish embassy as an option to not slit a custom officer throat for trying to defile me.

Not pleasant is it?

Britain is an ENGLISH country. Run by English for English. Honestly the EU did a better job in 30 years then the English did in 200. Ignore and deny Scottish wishes.. save Donald Dewar, who rightly, earned his statue in Glasgow.

We must face facts.

1) Scotland does not vote in the same way England does.
2) England has a higher population than Scotland; so that means their votes combined will  always 'win'
3) Nationalists like myself, are miserable with the status quo i.e being ruled by England in any matter. because the 2 points above.

4) people see our passion.. and respond to it. mostly in a positive way, some negative but very few.

I guess they have that passion for Britain and what that means to them. But to me Britain will always be a fallacy, an idea of a united kingdom, but in practise; Scotland is a long term occupied country. This is what truly makes me sad.. and the idea of Britain makes me sad. I want to be happy.. and that happiness comes at the price of freedom from England. In my town now.. 22 years after the SNP got those 300 votes.. everytime the SNP win at something. People here are happy for a few days after. The girl in the shop smiles easier and tells a joke.. people walking down the street will say hi for a few days. I live in a place that was pretty hostile for around 40 years ( whole town, not some seedy slum. i live in a good area myself). people get  .. happy for a few days. I want that for Scotland  FULL time!.. like when I visit other countries and the people are HAPPY!

Tuesday, 5 July 2016

YT Comment on Brexit and Indyref2

Erm.. this was stuttering due to the 50fps @ 720p. about the topic.. I have always wanted an independant Scotland. I've felt sad and seen sadness in the faces of my countrymen my whole life. I want to be happy, Britain as an idea is an English idea. Not a Scottish one. The Union of the Crowns was soaked in Scottish blood (500 years of fighting then no choice). The making of the Union of the Kingdoms, a sell out by corrupt greedy land owners. There was no vote of the people to join this Union, one reason was (i seen this in documentary years ago) the polls had it 69% against joining to 31% for. Am I a bitter Scot.. no I don't think so. if we are free of the rest of 'Britain' I will be as friendly as I would to any other nation. I have thought about independence at least once a day everyday for over 20 years. The 'Union' is a ghost that haunts my sadnesses, making rumblings from deep below. My point: even if some say.. this excuse is that or democratic rights.. won't change my vote. I remember the first time the SNP were elected.. people in my town were happy.. for the first two weeks at least. friendly.. strangers would say hi to you, shopgirls would make conversation and laugh.. always with a genuine smile. This had been unheard of in my town for many years.. decades. I want Scotland to be that happy land.

Sunday, 26 July 2015

Alba speaks in open letter to Americana

Hullo Americana Imperialis

The last time we spoke it was not in gentle terms, I reach out to you today on a day of celebration, of rest that my heart was so troubled for so long and is now resolved to peaceful action.

You are my Daughter, I have lived with this now for many years since you rebelled, a secret hidden, and while I understand why you rebelled against Him, your Father, I do not understand why you shame me again and again with your wars and thirst for blood of innocent people. Every moment I know you are my Blood, I am ashamed.. WHY do you embarrass me in front of the whole world??

I fight only for righteousness.. ohw the cryin' shame, an the *mortification of my face*.. YOU fight for money!

How can I stand for you to be my Daughter, that the world would know us together, you verge to break my heart every time a word of you comes up even in reference to your name. I think in secret 'oh my, oh heaven have discreet mercy on her soul..what has she done now that will add to her count of blood?!'.

Your mind does not find the guilty light of truth..but easily finds lies.. and you lie to yourself daily, finding easy respite in fewer choices, than *proper* choice. You defend yourself to yourself and are never found guilty of err. To be Regal, you must provide yourself with *choice* for I did not bare a ghoul at your birth, now an adult, who should be able to have the thought of conviction; Regal and Royal throughout the world.. I hope you listen to my heart for I am your Mother Alba.. and as you know I am unaccustomed to hopelessness, I am Alba Scotia. I do not hope in vain.
Grace Be To God Almighty.

You fight alongside your Father this is true, and I can imagine the sound of Him, whilst this remains, He whineys like a donkey under your hand. Ultimately He obeys, however, have NO protraction of thought Americana, that MY Will is so easily papered.

Your heart was once a tender flower like mine of my youth, and you fought within to fight oppression, in this; you had the softest care to the sharpest wound. You took after me that you made films, and shared what culture was with the world, I did not tell you, but you made me very proud. You loved me.. I know and loved me often, every one of my inventions you treasured and made fit home to grow, I appreciated this..and by writing, I am showing you the kind love of a Mother that I remembered even 200 years later (smiles), I never undervalued you. The day you were born was a very happy day!

I feel you have begun a road of which only horrors lay ahead, you do not think clearly, I spend much time ensuring what I have said is the truth, and with only two choices, you will never find the truth, it is lost to both apathy and dissatisfaction.

I dreamed of you (smiles), one cold scottish night, I dreamt that you were born to be the explorer of our solar system, that you filmed it and showed us back home of all the wonders you had discovered, when I awoke I was crying, unstilled but happy you had finally found peace.

Your sister Canada mentioned japing to me, stop teasing Her. She loves you more than you care to think upon, and so, it hurts her more than you realise.

Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael


18 September 2014


Saturday, 13 September 2014

Buy One ..Get One Free!

Jist w'ant tae share a few things, oan politics

For the SNP, it was a looongg wait and hard fought, until they became the main political party in Scotland, and then a Government, you don't forget that quickly, the wanting and waiting, and when they did become our government, debatably, I feel they did an excellent job. retaining NHS services and free prescriptions, while England pushed and cut annual budgets vs growth.

So if it's hard fought it gives you a taste to do it right!
coz you rem no huvin it, and how bad that felt, and HOW many people you let doon by messing it up.. which is very the opposite of the tories, for them its like win England get Scotland free! ..'buy one ..get one free!'

Until 1922 we voted, not for the tories, but the Liberal Party.

There has been times in Scottish history we voted Tory, however since 1959 (source wiki) in which Labour looked like a serious opponent and then again the 1980's government & Margaret Thatcher, we voted socialist and never looked back.

The SNP, who ultimately are just a normal party, were left with the responsibility of the fight, and fight they did! So perhaps it reminds us o' oorsel's, ne'er gee'n up

We have the chance to decide on the 18th of this month, which is jist this thursday! hope you kin take 20 minutes to tell the tories how ye feel.

never again another unelected tory government. never again does america rule and tell us to send scots solders to fight kill and die.

This vote offers us something the UK government never could: hope & happiness.

peace

Thursday, 4 September 2014

Thoughts of Concern, Passion and Right & Wrong

Hi

jist w'ant tae share a few thoughts..

WHAT IF

The bad monsters come..

After a democratic vote of YES, the English do what is common practise for the UK and embargo us.. run up an import tax to 'teach us a lesson'.. strangle the interest rate in their favor at times when it will hurt us Scots the most.

We WILL survive.. By the great grace of God, the eyes of men have seen the Scots know how to survive!

WHAT IF

England is in need.. if after some bitterness, do we be internationally graceful? I don't know.


The Empire is dying or dead.. once Great Britain was something to be proud of.. England with His Queens of Wales and reluctant Ireland and reluctant, but deigning Scotland.. his Daughters.. Canada, Australia, Belize, Brunei, Guyana, Singapore,.. and His Son New Zealand.

His Beloved Step-Daughters, India, Kenya, Burma, Malaysia, Hong Kong; who returns to her Father but is permitted to love still.

The Daughters who rebelled America, Egypt, Pakistan.

If anyone tells you the Empire wasn't Great, please don't believe them.. they should have taught us who these people were.. who these countries were in school.. if you travel to see those 'Daughters' the people will welcome you, like you are a long lost relative ..coming home after a long journey. But we were not taught who these people and their culture were in school, let alone our shared history.. Margaret Thatcher smashed any ties England and Scotland had.. I use the example I feel is most fitting ..Lex Luthor with a cane on the glass map of the San Andreas fault. But because we rejected her, she was spiteful and destroyed 200 year old links between our two countries.

Scottish Inventions.. were sublime for 300 years.. we invented it and the English poured it into the world and the Empire.. we are stone cold geniuses when it comes to engineering.

What did we need.. work. plain and simple work.. a way for our talents to be used in a way we enjoy..honest labour..but he failed so many times trying to get 'something together'.. excuses 'I'll have something together for you by next year' .. that next year never came.

When we suggested to him.. we want this, instantly the reply was no.. as if, becuase we had to ask for the permission, he had to use the authority..always. no Husband can do that, not one.. why? becuase then she feels she has no value and that is not the point of a marriage by any measure.

Scotland is a Sovereign Nation .. we told England with TWO one million man marches, we did NOT want war.. Scotia is a Regal Queen..ONCE should be sufficient.

Ignore and deny.. He keeps doing this over and over again, we have no way to win and so we just let Him keep doing it over and over again and He gets His way.. we have no voice in Him that He respects, but when America speaks He listens, an unelected body governs in place of the people of this land.. we said 'no war' America said 'yes war'.. war happened.

Thats a simple truth.

Hey, I would have loved 10 years ago to have close ties to America but since then I studied
.. Bush Sr the war criminal.. goes unpunished.. Westminster KEEP obeying American politicians..who have NO right to even SPEAK about home policies.. people in america don't like politics and don't pay attention.. even worse they become angry if you try to raise the topic.

So what if Americans want to lower our price of oil.. well thats just a short trip to Westminster to tell their MP lackies what to do and how to do it. Frankly and realistically.. we need some friends in the middle east.

Our closest relative in the 'middle east' as Scots is Turkey.. She is Gaulic like us..but she doesn't have oil and she hasn't spoken to us much for over 1000 years. To those who don't know Anatolia is a vast mountain range which was the province of Galicia.. imagine not, some wee guy dirty in a cave 2000 years ago..but modern people, who travelled caught fish to eat and hunted yes, but took holidays and made relatives in our Turkish province.. like modern camping and travelling. Life wasn't as hard as some might imagine, because the skills we lost are the ones they were taught from childhood. .. hungry? go catch a fish, there's plenty.. thirsty? distill some rainwater or find the highest mountain and find a stream.

but I digress

IT IS WRONG for England to be ignorant.
IT IS WRONG for England to OBEY America.
IT IS WRONG that we are told we cannot do what we know we can.

IT IS RIGHT to have democracy.
IT IS RIGHT to have control of our own money.
IT IS RIGHT to control our international policies.

perhaps He has the right to punish us also.. I mean we are the one who is leaving Him..but I tried and tried and he just didn't listen.. over and over i told him what i wanted.. but my desires are just not good enough for him.. and He prefers the company of our renegade Daughter.. imagine that.. a child having power over a parent what kind of ego-trip would that send the child on??.. well we see it all too often in America's case.

IT IS WRONG for us to act like He was nothing.
IT IS WRONG not to remember our Golden Victorian Era together.
IT IS WRONG to forget the good works we did in the world together.

IT IS RIGHT to be kind to our southern neighbours and if need be turn the other cheek also.
IT IS RIGHT to hope for the same kindness we extend Him.
IT IS RIGHT to remember.

I knew I wanted Scotland back..

The first inkling I ever had that Scotland was not the same country as England, was as a child, while travelling back from Ingliston market one rainy Sunday.. over a bridge spray painted were the words: 

'ENGLISH GO HOME'

It left an impression on me and when I found out at 14yo what it was all about, I was captivated by the idea, as a grew I learned much more.. the many many English Governmental caveats of the well riffled crypt, like the tossing and turning in the back of a car, it all been seen before every topic..but for fresh eyes, its like lightning knowledge of what was a hidden injustice..now revealed. 

I thought I knew and felt the same about nationalism, my patriotism up until I was 30yo .. but then I felt it.. appreciation for what we had done together.. it didn't change my mind or my heart..but it was like the sun came from behind a cloud and I stopped hating Him.. I didn't hate Him anymore, I let go. fair thee well kindly and goodbye.  



Wednesday, 3 September 2014

America the monster.. not Superman, as we are lead to believe..wow they have a good PR and Marketing department!! ( collection of old forum replies)

17/12/11

okay okay I feel the need to say something.

I recently lived in the states for 3 months, I had an American GF who was/is ex-Army.

She was treated well because of this. I liked that people treated her well, because she had seen some combat.

However.. I am Scottish. not American.

gather round children and I will tell you a fantastic tale with dubious facts remembered from a TV show in the 90's on BBC2.


After WW2 Berlin was divided in to three parts, one for America, one for Britain and one for Russia (yes, they were on our side no matter what MGS says).

three months or so in, one day the British turned up to their part of Berlin, but no, no,no, the Americans said 'y'know guys we got this covered' and so Britain lost it's third of Berlin and so it's wealth.
The Americans also snuck Nazi scientists out of the country, because if Britain had got a hold of them, We've killed'em. later on in the late 40's Britain was hurting for cash and so asked for a wee loan from the states. after three years or so, we imposed a trading embargo on the States.. soo they couldn't get there money back.

in 1997 Bill Clinton forgave the debt. but we never got Berlin back soo even Stephens.

During the late 70's Bush senior was head of the CIA, he played puppeteer to countries and governments a like. ..like you do when your the head of the CIA.

after Regan and Gorbachiv started peace and the thawing of the cold war, and then Yeltzin finished it, I imagine the makers of arms, whom it is known are friends of the Bush oil men, were not happy.

and so to Iraq... WMD? Iraq didn't even have the cash to do such a thing. ..and the former head fo the CIA and ATT current president didn't know this?

.. so when I heard this year, that Osama Bin Ladin died (I was in the states at the time) I thought to myself 'all these people are going to want to celebrate with me..but when does Bush senior go to Jail?'

fairs fair.. in the UK if a politician brakes the rules they go to Jail... I still hope Tony Blair will be properly trialled. but many MP's have went to Jail (cash for questions scandal, sex offenders) but not so in the USA.



all that was food for thought. because Soldiers and Seaman and Pilots ARE doing a JOB. a good one at that, one they should be proud of. but politicians? don't get me started.

I was proud of my ex she had done a good job, the people in the states were nice to me, nice people. good food. bbuuut baaad foreign policies.


in Scotland it is common to talk politics, it is an every day occurrence, it is 'in Our blood' but in the states if you try to talk politics, they look at you like you just gave wind.

Dava
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hi guys

to chip in, during my life, Bush Sr. for starting the war for his oil buddies.

I liked Clinton, he seemed nice, shame he cheated, but should that mean he was a bad politician? i dunno, I suppose not. let God judge him for cheating, didn't his wife forgive him? shouldn't we?

dunno much about American prezes, although i am a bit ticked off with the amount of US cartoon brainwashing i underwent as a kid, you'd need to be a secret service to do the same job to an adult lol 

I didn't realize it until i was watching youtube in a heavy nostalgia session, and i was watch an 80's cartoon, called Galaxy Rangers, and everyone of them was Texan, so out of the whole galaxy, the four best defenders of THE GALAXY where Texan... okay :S, have any of them gone threw Glasgow on a Saturday night when the pubs are coming out around 2am.. didn't think so. LOL

if your Texan reading this, am no huvn a go at your state pride, it was the writers that chose your state, just huvn a go at the portrayal of America to me aged 10.

I'm Scottish, i should be hearing about the baird, scottish history (which the english took off the syllabus when i was at school)... maybe all that is harsh, 'cos the truth is we had no money to make our own stuff, no one encouraged our talent, 3 channels you'd get channel 4 if you were lucky, but no one cared, maybe Bill Forsyth .. but in the early eighties it was American shows or English shows. ...Rikki Fulton at Christmas GRHS five years before it was Stanley Baxtor, ah well

God Bless

Dava

Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael

:What's your name?

French accent]!

Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael

: Do you have any family?

Yes, I have two Mothers and one Father, Their names are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
My Father is
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia

My sister is:
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis


But sadly, my parents do not call her daughter any longer, she warred with our Father and my Mother Alba says she often ashamed of her, so they call her 'cousin' even though it is a kind lie. is she disowned? in truth partially, I think our parents would love her again if she didn't start so many fights and make so much blood. Well that's what they say, I think she has a point.. but don't tell my Parents I said that!

My half cousin is :

Groenland Inuit Thorvaldsson Americana Martin Norge Scania

She barely talks to me except to say 'hi'.. but even just with that I know we get along well. Her Father is nice to me.. even though in past we have a tiff.Oh and my little Brother!

Angle Scotia Maori Zeeland

He's just a little baby, and I don't see him often, but my Mother Alba Visits him and so does my Father. They both love him very much! But last I heard he didn't want to know them because they are talking about a divorce.

:What do you think of your parents? all three..

Well, my Father is a very righteous man and I listen to any law he has for me. He provided for me for many years.. that reminds me I did not pay him back for that! But he never seems fussed about it, always kind to me, ask how I am and sending me nice letters. My mother Alba does not like to hear this! oh She wants good things for me, but when it comes to my Father, he has hurt her heart too many times! Did you know my Mother is a genius renowned the world over? She says even so.. genius.. all he wanted was the money. no work for her! only money! I love my Father.. but even I think she has a point. Why? cause anyone can see he did not give her work (This is Canada echoing the words spoken to her by Alba). Don't tell my Father I said that!

My Mother Gaul is always disapproving of me, I say to her 'What did I do Mother?'.. She has very high standards, unfortunately for me, I can't help but listen to her, I keep thinking in the back of my mind that she is right somehow. She has so many good qualities I want for myself, how on earth did she get them? When Alba comes to visit me, she is always friendly to me, when Gaul comes to visit, she tells me off.


: what are your hobbies?

I like sports, politics, liberal arts, culture and Whisky. I like to survival trek too.

I am learning about investment like my mother Alba.. it is very hard.. I have some monies, and am hard working.. so you think it would be easier. :frown:

I am pretty and rugged, but do not wish to marry coz in secret i love my Father, not in a odd way, just I don't think there is man of measure like him. Don't tell my mothers I said that.. in fact don't tell anyone. :red face:

:What do you think of your sister Americana?

I look up to her often, but she is a little rude to me sometimes.. but sisters jape, this is true, i know in secret she loves me very very much. even though she makes fun of me for my french/scottish accent. We have fun sometimes with ice sports, it makes me very happy!.. i think in truth i am a happy person.. in honestly i think she is not, sad to say.. she is always fighting and while i can see her point of the fight.. why does she do it so often?

:What are your goals for the future?

peace, love, understanding and beat americana in ice sports :laughs:

:Thank you for your time

Most welcome monsieur.
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Google Translate:

:Quel est ton nom?

Accent français]!

Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael

: Avez-vous une famille?

Oui, j'ai deux Mères et un Père, leurs noms sont:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolie Gaël
Gaul Charlemagne Catholique catholique Calédonie Anatolie Gaël
Mon père est
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia

Ma soeur est:
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnifique Imperialis


Mais malheureusement, mes parents n'appellent plus sa fille, elle a combattu avec notre père et ma mère Alba dit qu'elle a souvent honte d'elle, alors ils l'appellent «cousin» même s'il s'agit d'un bon mensonge. Est-elle désavouée? En partie en partie, je pense que nos parents l'aimeraient encore si elle ne commençait pas tant de combats et faisait tant de sang. Bien, c'est ce qu'ils disent, je pense qu'elle a un point ... mais ne dis pas à mes parents que j'ai dit ça!

Mon demi cousin est:

Groenland Inuit Thorvaldsson Americana Martin Norge Scania

Elle me parle à peine sauf pour dire «salut» ... mais même avec ça, je sais que nous nous entendons bien. Son père est gentil avec moi ... même si, auparavant, nous avons un tiff.Oh et mon petit frère!

Angle Scotia Maori Zeeland

Il est juste un petit bébé, et je ne le vois pas souvent, mais ma Mère Alba le visite et aussi mon Père. Ils l'aiment tous beaucoup! Mais j'ai entendu dire qu'il ne voulait pas les connaître parce qu'ils parlent d'un divorce.

: Que penses-tu de tes parents? tous les trois..

Bien, mon père est un homme très juste et j'écoute toute loi qu'il a pour moi. Il m'a fourni pendant de nombreuses années ... ça me rappelle que je ne l'ai pas remboursé pour ça! Mais il n'a jamais l'air fous, toujours gentil avec moi, me demander comment je suis et m'envoyer de belles lettres. Ma mère Alba n'aime pas entendre ça! Oh, elle veut de bonnes choses pour moi, mais quand il s'agit de mon père, il a beaucoup blessé son cœur! Saviez-vous que ma mère est un génie renommé dans le monde entier? Elle dit même si ... génie ... tout ce qu'il voulait était l'argent. Pas de travail pour elle! Seulement de l'argent! J'aime mon père ... mais même si je pense qu'elle a un point. Pourquoi? Parce que tout le monde peut voir qu'il n'a pas donné son travail (le Canada fait écho aux mots qui lui ont été prononcés par Alba). Ne dis pas à mon père que je l'ai dit!

Ma Mère Gaulie me désapprouve toujours, je lui dis: «Qu'est-ce que j'ai fait Mère?». Elle a des normes très élevées, malheureusement pour moi, je ne peux pas l'écouter, je continue à penser à l'arrière de Je pense qu'il a raison. Elle a tellement de bonnes qualités que je veux pour moi, comment les a-t-elle reçues? Quand Alba vient me rendre visite, elle est toujours amicale pour moi, quand la Gaule vient de visiter, elle me dit.


: Quels sont vos hobbies?

J'aime les sports, la politique, les arts libéraux, la culture et Whisky. J'aime aussi le voyage de survie.

J'apprends à propos de l'investissement comme ma mère Alba ... C'est très difficile ... J'ai des fonds, et je travaille dur ... alors tu penses que ce sera plus facile. :froncer les sourcils:

Je suis joli et accidenté, mais je ne souhaite pas me marier avec le secret. J'aime mon Père, pas de façon étrange, mais je ne pense pas qu'il y ait un homme de mesure comme lui. Ne dis pas à mes mères que je l'ai dit ... en fait, ne le dis pas à personne. :visage rouge:

: Que penses-tu de ta soeur Americana?

Je la regarde souvent, mais elle est un peu grossière à moi parfois ... mais les sœurs jape, c'est vrai, je sais en secret qu'elle m'aime très fort. Même si elle se moque de moi pour mon accent français / scottish. Nous nous amusons parfois avec les sports de glace, cela me rend très heureux! ... Je pense en vérité, je suis une personne heureuse ... honnêtement, je pense qu'elle ne l'est pas, triste de dire ... elle se bat toujours et pendant que je peux la voir Point du combat ... pourquoi fait-elle si souvent?

: Quels sont vos objectifs pour l'avenir?

Paix, amour, compréhension et bataille americana dans les sports de glace: rires:

:Merci pour votre temps

Très bon monsieur.

Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael ...A Divorce From England: A Screenplay .. 30th April 2010

:What's your name?

Hullo, my name is

Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael


: Do you have any family?

My twin sister is

E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael

My half sister is

Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania

My Daughter is

Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael


I have three cousins, one of whom I will no longer speak to as she has betrayed me too many times to my exception.

Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael

Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael

Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael


I have a fond second cousin, and dear friend, whom I have fought beside many times. She feels betrayed that I married her enemy. I hope she can forgive me and see I repent.

Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael

and a little one

Angle Scotia Maori Zeeland


and a distant relative in the middle east. She has trouble at times but never asks me for help.

And I have only seen her a few times in passing over the last 2000 years, but that seems to be because of her busy life.


: what are your hobbies?

I like poetry, religion, art, investment and politics. And a dram, should I win a victory.

I'm a daughter of the Church, you know, (laughs) but everyone has their problems.

: What do you mean?

Well, I'm in a trial separation at the moment and it's not going well. He is boorish and reckless and we just don't fit. I don't feel we are helping anyone and we're only hurting ourselves. I am full of fight, but he fights with people I don't have a quarrel with, like a drunk throwing punches at his own shadow. I am exasperated with him. I am not rich in taste. I do not say to him buy me land. All I say is to shelter, feed, clothe, educate and employ me, but sometimes I now think I would be better off just doing this myself. I was independent for most of my life and I don't need subjection to him. I have some money even though … can we stop? It's too upsetting.

Camera stops}!


fade back in :Alba composes herself from tears}!

He ruined me! I was the best at investment and Finance for many a year.


: tell me about your sisters....... E'ire Norge

I don't see them as much as I would like but I suppose I see them quite often. E'ire is always close, and I often see Norge and think 'I could be that happy, ... if I hadn't married him'. Norge is always laughing to herself. I have no idea why. (smiles)

: and your second cousin. She is ages with you ... is that correct?

We were best friends for many years. We used to dream saying, 'we could make paradise on earth and we would call it Caledonia'. She's full of grace and splendour, and shares the same poetic soul as myself. She loves to love and has a bit of fight in her herself (laughs) . She is very charitable too!

She sometimes likes my other Cousin, but honestly Gaul should look harder at that consuming monster (Americana). I have ate a few fish suppers in my time but I'm nothing like Her ... I don't think Americana lives right, although she is very quick to tell everyone she 'is right all the time'. 'Americana's way', well it wouldn't do for me. I would go about vexed all the time, and then I'm just looking for a fight. Gaul is different ... like me in battles ... we choose our fights and then only fight evil. I remember when she asked me for help when were both broke, six years of fighting, but we still won. (fond smile)


: what happened? (flow straight no stopping}!

I got greedy in life. It is a true regret of mine.

Alba starts to break down with tears}!all one flow}!

I lost my mind for a split second and married him. There's more ... not 10 years thence I warred with Her. How shameful am I. It was money, even in truth I was in two minds about it, and I wish I had listened to my gut. I thought after I married him my doubts would go away but they never did. I always secretly knew.

: and of your hobbies?

I write Poetry renowned the world over. Not for a wee while, but I keep my hand in. I love God. I am a liar before Him but not anyone else. I try my hardest not to lie to myself and I hope I do a good job.

Money is a sore topic with me just now so can we avoid that for just now?. But I used to know what I was doing. (glum half smile)

I am still good with either paintbrush or play. Although ... I wish I could create new buildings like I used to. That's been over 100 years, I need to 'brush up'. (laughs) I used to like making my own cloths but he put a stop to that. Maybe I could have copied Gaul.. I don't know.

:do your Cousins share your interests?

I suppose we all like politics. I haven't heard from Kernow for a few years, but the last time was a fond memory. She was telling me how she would like a separation like me ... it was good to see her happy again ... has that been ten years? How time flies but never stops...

:fade to black}!

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on Independence : Scotland to England I want a divorce!

I gave you the best years (inventions) of my life: you gave me nukes. I was crying out for help (Jobs) you gave me a tyrant (Thatcher)

I am not bitter as I remember the good days (Victorian era) we helped people, now all you do is make war with our Cousin against innocents. You do not stand up to her because you are greedy now. All I want is peace and you will not listen! It is the tyrant all over again!

You were always generous with me, but when I came into money, (oil) all you did was complain that I would leave you, instead of fixing the problems I had.

We collapsed the banks by overspending. We are in debt. How can I stand the shame?

I am Scotland who is frugal with money and wise.

When I invest I stand firm, but all this was foolish desire that YOU and our Cousin taught me.

I am mortified to say I have forgotten how to save money. A ruinous storm has passed through me. There may be another still, unless I remember. My banks are ENGLISH. Oh woe is me!! I founded your bank of England: now I am in shame, sorrow and ruin.

May God Save me! At least I hope you have not taught me to be secular! May God save me from this also! I am the Daughter of the Church. I have The Zeal of God against evil, and in the good times you were a good man, but now you are greedy, I cannot bear you who made me ruined.

You did not care who I was, Wise Holy Poetic Brave, just to use me as you pleased. That is not love. That is abuse.

You are so strong with our Cousin, that I hardly ever talk to my relatives (Ireland Canada Norway) because you are so busy making war, spending money you do not have.

I said twice to you I do not want to make war. Once should be sufficient!

This trial separation has failed and the damage is unrepairable. Fare thee well for every good time and God Bless you for every curse.

(If I am called bitter, I mention not that you told me how to speak and what to wear, but remain silent as this is what you taught me. God forgive me.)

My Second Cousin France will not even speak to me any more but I hope in Her softer moments she remembers when we fought off tyrants together, but alas!




PS looking for an actress to play Alba. I am from Dumbarton and it would be done in a Youtube webcam interview style. I have no cash, so just me asking the questions and a webcam.
Last edited by Celyn; 13th July 2010 at 00:41. Reason: Edited on behalf of dava444

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Google Translate:


:Dè an t-ainm a th 'ort?

Hullo, is e m 'ainm

Alba Caledonia Nuadh Dhàil Riata Anatolia Gael


: A bheil teaghlach sam bith?

My dà phiuthar a tha

E 'Ìre Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dhàil Riata Anatolia Gael

'S e piuthar mo leth

Norge Nuaidh Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania

'S e mo nighean

Canada Caledonia Gaul Ceàrn americana Gael


Tha trì co-oghaichean, aon dhiubh bidh mi nach eil a 'bruidhinn ri mar a tha i air a bhrath mi cus amannan ri m' ach a-mhàin.

Eilean Mhanainn Tynwald an t-Àilean Vannin Brythion Gael

Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael

Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael


Tha mi dèidheil air an dàrna cho-ogha, agus a charaid, a rug mi air a bhith a 'sabaid ri taobh iomadh turas. Tha ia 'faireachdainn gu bheil mi a bhrath phòs i nàmhaid. Tha mi an dòchas i urrainn mi maitheanas agus faic mi aithreachas a dheanamh.

Gaul Charlemagne Caitligeach Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael

agus beagan aon

Ceàrn Nuaidh Maori Zeeland


agus fad uainn buntainneach ann am meadhan ear. Tha i an trioblaid aig amannan ach cha 'faighneachd dhomh airson cuideachadh.

Agus tha mi air fhaicinn ach i beagan amannan anns a 'dol seachad còrr is 2000 bliadhna mu dheireadh, ach gu bheil e coltach gu bheil a h-bheatha thrang.


: Dè tha cur-seachadan agaibh?

'S toigh leam bàrdachd, creideamh, ealain, tasgadh agus poilitigs. Agus drama, bu chòir dhomh a bhuannachadh buaidh.

Tha mi a nighean na h-Eaglais, fhios agad, (gàireachdainn) ach a h-uile duine aig a bheil duilgheadasan aca.

: Dè tha thu a’ ciallachadh?

Uill, tha mi ann an deuchainn sgaradh aig an àm seo agus chan eil e a 'dol gu math. Tha e boorish agus neo-chùramach agus tha sinn dìreach nach eil freagarrach. Chan eil mi a 'faireachdainn gu bheil sinn a' cuideachadh dhuine sam bith agus tha sinn fhìn a-mhàin a leòn. Tha mi làn de sabaid, ach chaidh ea shabaid rithe le daoine mi nach eil ri chèile, mar an deoch tilgeil bheir i buille aig faileas aige fhèin. Tha mi a 'exasperated ris. Chan eil mi beartach ann blas. Chan eil mi a radh ris fearann ​​a cheannach dhomh. All mi ag ràdh a tha gu fasgadh, biadh, aodach, oideachadh agus a 'fastadh dhomh, ach uaireannan tha mi a-nis a' smaoineachadh gum biodh e nas fheàrr dheth mi fhìn dìreach a 'dèanamh seo. Bha mi neo-eisimeileach airson a 'chuid as motha de mo bheatha agus chan eil mi a dhìth ùmhlachd dha. Tha mi beagan airgid ged ... faodaidh sinn stad a chur air? Tha e ro upsetting.

Camara-stad}!


seargadh air ais ann an: Alba a 'dèanamh i fhèin bho deòir}!

E tobhta mi! Bha mi a 'fheàrr aig tasgadh agus Ionmhais airson iomadh bliadhna.


: Innis dhomh mu do pheathraichean ....... E'ire Norge

Chan eil mi gam faicinn cho math 'sa bu toil leam ach tha mi a' creids mi a 'faicinn gu math tric. E'ire tha daonnan dlùth, agus bidh mi gu tric a 'faicinn agus a' smaoineachadh Norge 'b' urrainn dhomh gun a bhith toilichte, ... mura robh mi a phòs e '. Norge a tha daonnan a 'gàireachdainn a deidhinn fhèin. Chan eil beachd carson. (Gàireachdainn)

: Agus do dàrna cho-ogha. Tha i le aois a tha thu ... tha sin ceart?

Bha sinn as fheàrr caraidean airson iomadh bliadhna. Bhiodh sinn a 'bruadar, ag ràdh, "Dh'fhaodadh sinn a dhèanamh pàrras air an talamh agus bhiodh sinn a' ghairm e Caledonia '. Tha i làn gràis agus greadhnachas, agus a 'roinn an aon anam bàrdail mar mi fhìn. Thug ia gaol a ghràdhachadh, agus tha beagan ann an sabaid rithe fhèin (gàireachdainn). Tha i glè carthannais cuideachd!

I uaireannan toigh mo eile Cousin, ach trèibhdhireas Gaul bu chòir coimhead nas cruaidhe aig a 'caitheamh uilebheist (americana). Tha mi air a dh'ith beagan èisg suipearan ann mo àm ach tha mi dad mar Her ... chan eil mi a 'smaoineachadh americana a' fuireach làimh dheis, ged a tha i glè luath gu innse h-uile duine i 'na h-uile a tha ceart an àm.' 'Americana dòigh', gu math e nach dèanadh dhomh. Bhithinn a 'falbh a h-uile buaireadh mu an àm, agus an uair sin tha mi dìreach a' coimhead airson sabaid. Gaul tha eadar-dhealaichte ... mar rium ann cathan ... bidh sinn a 'taghadh againn sabaid agus an uair sin a-mhàin a' sabaid olc. Tha cuimhn 'agam nuair a bha i ag iarraidh orm airson cuideachadh nuair a bha an dà chuid bhris, sia bliadhna de shabaid, ach tha sinn fhathast a bhuannaich. (Dèidheil gàire)


: dè thachair? (A 'sruthadh dìreach eil stad}!

Sanntach a fhuair mi anns a 'bheatha. 'S e fìor aithreachais dhòmhsa.

Alba a 'tòiseachadh a' briseadh sìos le deoir}! H-uile aon sruth}!

Chaill mi m 'inntinn airson priobadh agus phòs e. Tha barrachd ... nach eil 10 bliadhna as a sin mi warred còmhla rithe. Ciamar cùis nàire am I. Bha e airgead, fiù 's ann am firinn a bha mi ann an dà inntinnean mu dheidhinn, agus tha mi guidhe Bha mi ag èisteachd ri mo Gut. Tha mi a 'smaoineachadh an dèidh dhomh a phòs e mo teagamhan a' falbh ach nach do rinn iad. Tha mi an còmhnaidh dìomhair eòlach.

: Agus cur-seachadan agad?

Tha mi a 'sgrìobhadh bàrdachd ainmeil air an t-saoghal thairis. Neo airson treis, ach tha mi a 'cumail mo làmh ann. Tha mi a Dia a ghràdhachadh. Tha mi breugach roimhe ach chan eil duine sam bith eile. Mi a 'feuchainn mo chuid bu duilghe nach eil a luidhe gu mi-fhìn agus tha mi an dòchas gum bi mi a' dèanamh obair mhath.

Airgead 'S e cuspair goirt maille rium dìreach a-nis, mar sin is urrainn dhuinn a sheachnadh gun airson dìreach a-nis ?. Ach tha mi air a chleachdadh a-mach dè a bha mi a 'dèanamh. (Glum leth-gàire)

Tha mi fhathast math le bruis pheanta an dàrna cuid no a 'cluiche. Ged a tha mi a 'guidhe ... b' urrainn dhomh a chruthachadh togalaichean ùra mar mi cleachdte ris. Tha sin air a bhith còrr is 100 bliadhna, a dh'fheumas mi a 'sguabadh suas'. (Gàireachdainn) Tha mi air a chleachdadh gus dèanamh toigh leam fhìn clobhdan ach chuir e stad air a sin. 'S dòcha gum b' urrainn dhomh a bhith a lethbhreacadh Gaul .. chan eil fhios agam.

: Tha do Cousins ​​roinn ùidhean agad?

Mi a 'creidsinn sinn uile mar poilitigs. Chan eil mi air cluinntinn bho Kernow airson bliadhna no dhà, ach an uair mu dheireadh a bha dèidheil air chuimhne. Bha i ag innse dhomh mar a tha i ag iarraidh dealachaidh coltach riumsa ... bha e math a 'faicinn a h toilichte a-rithist ... Tha a bhith deich bliadhna? Ciamar àm cuileagan ach cha-stad ...

: Seargadh gu dubh}!

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air neo-eisimeileachd: Alba gu Sasainn mi ag iarraidh a sgaradh-pòsaidh!

Thug mi thu as fheàrr bliadhna (innleachdan) mo bheatha: thug thu dhomh nukes. Bha mi a 'caoineadh a-mach airson cuideachadh (Jobs) a thug thu dhomh aintighearna (Thatcher)

Chan eil mi searbh mar a tha cuimhn 'agam an deagh làithean (linn Bhictòria) chuidich sinn le daoine, a-nis air a h-uile nì thu e dhèanamh cogaidh le ar Cousin aghaidh Innocents. Chan eil sibh a 'seasamh suas rithe oir tha thu sanntach a-nis. Tha mi ag iarraidh a h-uile tha sìth agus cha tu ag èisteachd! 'S e an aintighearna h-uile a-rithist!

Bha thu riamh fialaidh maille rium, ach nuair a thàinig mi a-steach airgead, (ola) a rinn thu a h-uile a bha 'gearan gu bheil mi a' falbh thu, an àite a 'stèidheachadh na duilgheadasan a bha mi.

Tha sinn a thuit bruaichean le cosgais cunnartach. Tha sinn ann am fiachan. Ciamar a gheibh mi a 'seasamh an nàire?

Mi na h-Alba a tha frugal le airgead agus glic.

Nuair a tha mi a 'tasgadh mi a' seasamh a 'chompanaidh, ach a h-uile mhiann a bha seo gòrach a tha thu a' teagasg agus ar Cousin dhomh.

Tha mi duine air a thàmailteachadh a ràdh mi air dìochuimhneachadh ciamar airson airgead a shàbhaladh. A thobhta air a dhol tro stoirm dhomh. Dh'fhaodadh gum bi eile fhathast, mura h-eil cuimhn 'agam. My bruaichean a tha a 'Bheurla. Oh mo thruaighe tha mi !! Tha mi a 'stèidheachadh a' bhanca agaibh of England: a nis tha mi ann an nàire, bròn agus tobhta.

Mhà Dia Sàbhail mi! Co-dhiù tha mi an dòchas nach eil sibh air an teagasg dhomh a bhith saoghalta! Mhà Dhia sàbhail mi à seo cuideachd! Tha mi a 'Daughter na h-Eaglais. Mi a 'eud Dhè an aghaidh an uilc, agus ann an deagh amannan a bha thu duine math, ach a-nis tha thu sanntach, chan urrainn dhomh giùlainidh sibh a rinn mo mhilleadh.

Cha robh sibh cùram a bha mi, Wise Naomh Bàrdachdail Brave, dìreach gus mo chleachdadh mar thu toilichte. Chan eil sin an gaol. Tha sin mì-ghnàthachadh.

Tha thu cho làidir ri ar Cousin, a tha mi gann a-riamh a 'bruidhinn ri mo chàirdean (Èirinn Canada Nirribhidh) oir tha sibh cho trang a' dèanamh a 'chogaidh, a' cosg airgead nach fheum thu.

Thuirt mi dà uair a tha thu chan eil mi ag iarraidh a dhol a chogadh. Aon uair 'bu chòir a bhith gu leòr!

Tha seo a 'tionndadh deuchainn dealachaidh air fàiligeadh agus an cron a tha unrepairable. Faradh dhuit math airson a h-uile deagh àm agus Beannaich Dia thu airson a h-uile mallachd.

(Ma tha mi a ghairm searbh, tha mi a 'toirt iomradh air nach dh'innis sibh dhomh mar a bhruidhinn agus dè a chur orra, ach fuireach sàmhach mar seo a tha thu a' teagasg dhomh. Dia mathanas dhomh.)

My Second Cousin Fhraing cha eadhon a 'bruidhinn rium sam bith tuilleadh ach tha mi an dòchas ann an Her buige amannan i a' cuimhneachadh air nuair a tha sinn ruaig tyrants còmhla, ach Och!




PS 'coimhead airson chleasaiche a' cluich Alba. Tha mi à Dùn Bhreatainn agus a bhiodh e air a dhèanamh ann an Youtube webcam agallamh stoidhle. Chan eil airgead, agus mar sin dìreach a 'faighneachd dhomh na ceistean agus camara-lìn.
Air a dheasachadh le Celyn; 13mh Iuchar 2010 aig 00:41. Adhbhar: Deasaichte às leth dava444


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Translation tæ Scots




:Wit ur ye cried?

Hullo, Ah’m

Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael


: Dæ ye huv ony family?

Ma twin sister is (yon)

E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael

Ma hawf sister is (yon)

Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania

Ma Lassie is (yon)

Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael


Ah huv three cousins, wan o' whom Ah willnay speak tæ as she hus betrayed me too many times tæ ma exception.

Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael

Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael

Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael


Ah huv a fond second cousin, an' dear friend, who Ah huv fought aside many times. She feels skeen burnt (betrayed) that Ah merried her enemy. Ah hope she kin forgive me an' see Ah repent.

Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael

an’ a wee wan

Angle Scotia Maori Zeeland


an' a distant relative in yon middle east. She hus trouble iyt times but ne'er asks me fur help.

An' Ah huv on'ly seen her a few times in passing o'er the last 2000 years, but that seems tæ be because o' her busy life.


: wit ur yur hobbies?

Ah lit poetry, religion, art, investment an' politics. An a dram, should Ah win a victory.

Ah'm a daughter o' the Church, ye ken, (laughs) but everywan hus their problems.

: Wit dæ ye mean?

Well, Ah'm in a trial separation the noo an’ iyt's no going well. Yon is skeen bam an' reckless a'naw an' we just didnay fit. Ah didnæ feel we ur helpin' anywan an' we're only hurting oorsels. Ah um ful o' fight, but he fights weh folk Ah huv næ quarrel weh, lit yon drunk throwing punches iyt his æn shadow. Ah um exasperated weh him. Ah'm no rich in taste. Ah'm no saying tæ him tæ buy me land. All Ah say is tæ shelter, feed, clothe, educate an' employ me, but sometimes Ah'm noo thinking Ah kin dæ it masel.Ah wis independant fur mast o' ma life an' Ah didnay need tæ tak tæ the heel o' Him!  Ah huv a bit o' money even though … kin we stop? Iyt's g'uy upsettin' .

Camera stops}!


fade back in :Alba composes hersel fæ tears}!

Yon ruined me! Ah wis the best iyt investment an' Finance fur many a'year.


: tell me aboot yur sisters....... E'ire Norge

Ah don't see them as much as Ah wud lit tæ but Ah suppose Ah see them quite often. E'ire is ayways close, an' Ah ay see Norge an' think tæ masel 'Ah cud be yon happy, ... if Ah hudnay merried him'. Norge is ayways laughing tæ hersel. Ah huv næ idea why. (smiles)

: an' yur second cousin. She is ages weh ye* ... is that correct? (in Scotland this phrase means family who are best friends)

We were best friends fur many years. We used tæ dream saying, 'we cud make paradise oan earth an' we wid call iyt Caledonia'. She's full o' grace an’ splendour, an shares the very same poetic soul as masel. She loves tæ love an' loves tæ fight, fur the riȝht cause (laughs) . She is affy charitable tæ!

She sometimes likes ma o'er 'Cousin', but honestly Gaul shud look harder iyt yon consuming monster (Americana). Ah huv ate a few fish suppers in ma time but Ah'm nothing lit Her ... Ah don't think Americana lives riȝht, although she is very quick tæ tell everyone she 'is riȝht awe the time'. 'Americana's way', well it wudnay dæ fur me. Ah wud go aboot vexed awe the time, an’ then Ah'm just looking fur a fight. Gaul is different ... lit me in battles ... we choose oor fights an’ then only fight evil. Ah remember when she asked me fur help when were bæth broke, six years o’ fighting, but we still won. (fond smile)


: wit happened? (flow straight næ stopping}!

Ah got greedy in life. Iyt is a true regret o’ mine.

Alba starts tæ break doon weh tears}!awe wan flow}!

Ah lost ma mind fur a split second an’ merried him. There's mare ... næ 10 years thence Ah warred weh Her. How shameful um Ah. Iyt wis money, even in truth Ah wis in two minds aboot it, an’ Ah wish Ah had listened tæ ma gut. Ah thought efter Ah merried him ma doubts wud go away but they ne’er did. Ah ayways secretly knew.

: an’ o’ yur hobbies?

Ah write Poetry renowned the world o’er. Not fur a wee while, but Ah keep ma hawn in. Ah love God. Ah um a liar before Him but no anywan else. Ah try ma hardest no tæ lie tæ masel an’ Ah hope Ah dæ a guid job.

Money is a sore topic weh me just now so can we avoid that fur just now?. But Ah used tæ ken wit Ah wis dæn. (glum half smile)

Ah um still guid weh either paintbrush ur play. Although ... Ah wish Ah cud create new buildings lit Ah used tæ. That's been o’er 100 years, Ah need tæ 'brush up'. (laughs) Ah used tæ lit making ma ane clæse but he put a stop tæ that. Maybe Ah cud huv copied Gaul.. Ah didnay ken.

:dæ yur Cousins share yur interests?

Ah suppose we awe lit politics. Ah huvnay heard fæ Kernow fur a few years, but the last time wis a fond memory. She wis telling me how she wud lit a separation lit me ... it wis guid tæ see her happy again ... hus that been ten years? How time flies but ne’er stops...

:fade tæ black}!

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We are Auld.. Properly Auld 18th July 2014


David Shaw 18 July 11:44
Ah jist w'ant tae say a few things hope yez will indulge me, kindly.

We are auld.. properly auld.. We are the only wan o' two nations to beat oot the Roman's, the other being the Mongol Empire made up of China, Mongolia and the mid-rif between Asia and and Russia, few more countries there..how did we do it? well, .. it was an unfamiliar tactic to the Romans, we thought to ourselves: hide in a tree, jump doon, kill ten o them before they kill me!.. that's just good maths!..it illustrates oor point of sheer defiance, selflessness to freedom and our irrepressible nature we hold as Scots. The Romans had no tactic to counter ours, even though they had defeated every other nation in Europe, we could not be subjected, they gave up trying & we won.

Scotland traditionally does *not* believe in a large armed force, but we find better skill in'a small band weh a strict and disciplined agenda. Fae the crack Highland Regiments to the SAS, we are known to be hardy and professional, in an employ where most throughout the world fail this combination. It saddens me that even though we do well to produce such secretly covert talented individuals, the budget for the whole of Scotland during this *devolution* is 30 billion.. and Westminster attributes 60 billion for the armed forces alone..double..wow. I will support scottish troops whenever I can with a kind word, and when politicians puff up their cheeks looking for war a' becuase they watched a docudrama on Churchill, i'll speak out tell them 'NANE O' OOR BUSINESS! we'r no interested!'

It took 30 years to move 200 billion tons of oil from the north sea, an independent survey says there is 980 billion tons left.. we are trying to get it out as quick as we can, so aw' ye doubters kin be correct, but that might take another 30 to 50 years! we take 1/5th of the profits of the oil companies.. they make around 1000 billion a year and we take 1/5th 200 billion.. where does that go?? on nonsense wars to please American politicians. so back home we suffer, instead of paying the people, we get 'oh your bru-moneys getting cut' find a job! which is fair enough if you can work, you should! but rem this.. the price of food and energy has been so high for almost ten years now, it's shocking! high VAT..no wait DICK TURPIN levels of VAT!.. then.. why not tax business's less
and keep them here..or better still.. do what we were born for.. 1 engineering 2. arts 3. finance
where are the industries we created in the first place??

ooft av wrote enough tae make ma'ain heed spin.
free electricity
free local transport
free us!

Currency 6 Aug 2014

Jist w'ant tae say.. our twin sister Ireland's Punt was six years in the make, before then they used the pound, and still did, without the consent of the UK, for another 70 years. If we are going to eventually have our own currency, the rUK being friendly to us now, means we don't just skip out on the national debt, if they are not friendly,.. then we just simply leave and forget. end of. I think we need a guarantor, perhaps.. Canada, Norway, those who know we are good for the money, and already we have akin to.. we know and trust. a 10 year stop gap while we get a divorce and set our house in order.. what do women do when this happens? they contact their family, relay the information and make request for their needs, and this is what we need to do. Both Canada and Norway have oil like us.. so already they know the value of it, they know we have it, so they know how much we can pay back in what terms, .. and hopefully auld ties weh our Daughter Canada and our Half Sister Norway, still means something. contact our Relatives Canada, Norway, France, New Zealand, tell them we're divorcing Him .. bit of help would be appreciated, I am wealthy, and I will repay. .. just some thoughts there.

An International Lego style Moonbase.. some thoughts..

 Ahoyhoy Internet! I was thinking.. with countries going more regularly to Luna with their own experiments.. Wouldn't it make sense if a...