1. Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael ------------ :30th April 2010:
2. Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael ------------ :27th January 2014:
:Interlude: Alba speaks in open letter to Americana ------------ :18th September 2014:
3. Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia
HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis ----------- :27th October 2015:
4. Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania ------------ :2nd April 2017:
5. Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael ------------ :24th April 2017:
6. E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael ------------ :29th August 2017:
7. Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael ------------ :28th August 2017:
English then Native. See below end of 7.
Canada's second language is French so this is used in place of Canadian English.
Scots then Gaelic for Scotland.
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1.Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
:What's your name?
Hullo, my name is
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
: Do you have any family?
My twin sister is
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
My half sister is
Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
My Daughter is
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
I have three cousins, one of whom I will no longer speak to as she has betrayed me too many times to my exception.
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
I have a fond second cousin, and dear friend, whom I have fought beside many times. She feels betrayed that I married her enemy. I hope she can forgive me and see I repent.
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
and a little one
Angle Scotia Maori Zeeland
and a distant relative in the middle east. She has trouble at times but never asks me for help.
And I have only seen her a few times in passing over the last 2000 years, but that seems to be because of her busy life.
: what are your hobbies?
I like poetry, religion, art, investment and politics. And a dram, should I win a victory.
I'm a daughter of the Church, you know, (laughs) but everyone has their problems.
: What do you mean?
Well, I'm in a trial separation at the moment and it's not going well. He is boorish and reckless and we just don't fit. I don't feel we are helping anyone and we're only hurting ourselves. I am full of fight, but he fights with people I don't have a quarrel with, like a drunk throwing punches at his own shadow. I am exasperated with him. I am not rich in taste. I do not say to him buy me land. All I say is to shelter, feed, clothe, educate and employ me, but sometimes I now think I would be better off just doing this myself. I was independent for most of my life and I don't need subjection to him. I have some money even though … can we stop? It's too upsetting.
Camera stops}!
fade back in :Alba composes herself from tears}!
He ruined me! I was the best at investment and Finance for many a year.
: tell me about your sisters....... E'ire Norge
I don't see them as much as I would like but I suppose I see them quite often. E'ire is always close, and I often see Norge and think 'I could be that happy, ... if I hadn't married him'. Norge is always laughing to herself. I have no idea why. (smiles)
: and your second cousin. She is ages with you ... is that correct?
We were best friends for many years. We used to dream saying, 'we could make paradise on earth and we would call it Caledonia'. She's full of grace and splendour, and shares the same poetic soul as myself. She loves to love and has a bit of fight in her herself (laughs) . She is very charitable too!
She sometimes likes my other Cousin, but honestly Gaul should look harder at that consuming monster (Americana). I have ate a few fish suppers in my time but I'm nothing like Her ... I don't think Americana lives right, although she is very quick to tell everyone she 'is right all the time'. 'Americana's way', well it wouldn't do for me. I would go about vexed all the time, and then I'm just looking for a fight. Gaul is different ... like me in battles ... we choose our fights and then only fight evil. I remember when she asked me for help when were both broke, six years of fighting, but we still won. (fond smile)
: what happened? (flow straight no stopping}!
I got greedy in life. It is a true regret of mine.
Alba starts to break down with tears}!all one flow}!
I lost my mind for a split second and married him. There's more ... not 10 years thence I warred with Her. How shameful am I. It was money, even in truth I was in two minds about it, and I wish I had listened to my gut. I thought after I married him my doubts would go away but they never did. I always secretly knew.
: and of your hobbies?
I write Poetry renowned the world over. Not for a wee while, but I keep my hand in. I love God. I am a liar before Him but not anyone else. I try my hardest not to lie to myself and I hope I do a good job.
Money is a sore topic with me just now so can we avoid that for just now?. But I used to know what I was doing. (glum half smile)
I am still good with either paintbrush or play. Although ... I wish I could create new buildings like I used to. That's been over 100 years, I need to 'brush up'. (laughs) I used to like making my own cloths but he put a stop to that. Maybe I could have copied Gaul.. I don't know.
:do your Cousins share your interests?
I suppose we all like politics. I haven't heard from Kernow for a few years, but the last time was a fond memory. She was telling me how she would like a separation like me ... it was good to see her happy again ... has that been ten years? How time flies but never stops...
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2. Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
:What's your name?
French accent]!
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
: Do you have any family?
Yes, I have two Mothers and one Father, Their names are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
My Father is
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia
My sister is:
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis
But sadly, my parents do not call her daughter any longer, she warred with our Father and my Mother Alba says she often ashamed of her, so they call her 'cousin' even though it is a kind lie. is she disowned? in truth partially, I think our parents would love her again if she didn't start so many fights and make so much blood. Well that's what they say, I think she has a point.. but don't tell my Parents I said that!
My half cousin is :
Groenland Inuit Thorvaldsson Americana Martin Norge Scania
She barely talks to me except to say 'hi'.. but even just with that I know we get along well. Her Father is nice to me.. even though in past we have a tiff.Oh and my little Brother!
Angle Scotia Maori Zeeland
He's just a little baby, and I don't see him often, but my Mother Alba Visits him and so does my Father. They both love him very much! But last I heard he didn't want to know them because they are talking about a divorce.
:What do you think of your parents? all three..
Well, my Father is a very righteous man and I listen to any law he has for me. He provided for me for many years.. that reminds me I did not pay him back for that! But he never seems fussed about it, always kind to me, ask how I am and sending me nice letters. My mother Alba does not like to hear this! oh She wants good things for me, but when it comes to my Father, he has hurt her heart too many times! Did you know my Mother is a genius renowned the world over? She says even so.. genius.. all he wanted was the money. no work for her! only money! I love my Father.. but even I think she has a point. Why? cause anyone can see he did not give her work (This is Canada echoing the words spoken to her by Alba). Don't tell my Father I said that!
My Mother Gaul is always disapproving of me, I say to her 'What did I do Mother?'.. She has very high standards, unfortunately for me, I can't help but listen to her, I keep thinking in the back of my mind that she is right somehow. She has so many good qualities I want for myself, how on earth did she get them? When Alba comes to visit me, she is always friendly to me, when Gaul comes to visit, she tells me off.
: what are your hobbies?
I like sports, politics, liberal arts, culture and Whisky. I like to survival trek too.
I am learning about investment like my mother Alba.. it is very hard.. I have some monies, and am hard working.. so you think it would be easier. :frown:
I am pretty and rugged, but do not wish to marry coz in secret i love my Father, not in a odd way, just I don't think there is man of measure like him. Don't tell my mothers I said that.. in fact don't tell anyone. :red face:
:What do you think of your sister Americana?
I look up to her often, but she is a little rude to me sometimes.. but sisters jape, this is true, i know in secret she loves me very very much. even though she makes fun of me for my french/scottish accent. We have fun sometimes with ice sports, it makes me very happy!.. i think in truth i am a happy person.. in honestly i think she is not, sad to say.. she is always fighting and while i can see her point of the fight.. why does she do it so often?
:What are your goals for the future?
peace, love, understanding and beat americana in ice sports :laughs:
:Thank you for your time
Most welcome monsieur.
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Alba speaks in open letter to Americana
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Hullo Americana Imperialis
The last time we spoke it was not in gentle terms, I reach out to you today on a day of celebration, of rest that my heart was so troubled for so long and is now resolved to peaceful action.
You are my Daughter, I have lived with this now for many years since you rebelled, a secret hidden, and while I understand why you rebelled against Him, your Father, I do not understand why you shame me again and again with your wars and thirst for blood of innocent people. Every moment I know you are my Blood, I am ashamed.. WHY do you embarrass me in front of the whole world??
I fight only for righteousness.. ohw the cryin' shame, an the *mortification of my face*.. YOU fight for money!
How can I stand for you to be my Daughter, that the world would know us together, you verge to break my heart every time a word of you comes up even in reference to your name. I think in secret 'oh my, oh heaven have discreet mercy on her soul..what has she done now that will add to her count of blood?!'.
Your mind does not find the guilty light of truth..but easily finds lies.. and you lie to yourself daily, finding easy respite in fewer choices, than *proper* choice. You defend yourself to yourself and are never found guilty of err. To be Regal, you must provide yourself with *choice* for I did not bare a ghoul at your birth, now an adult, who should be able to have the thought of conviction; Regal and Royal throughout the world.. I hope you listen to my heart for I am your Mother Alba.. and as you know I am unaccustomed to hopelessness, I am Alba Scotia. I do not hope in vain.
Grace Be To God Almighty.
You fight alongside your Father this is true, and I can imagine the sound of Him, whilst this remains, He whineys like a donkey under your hand. Ultimately He obeys, however, have NO protraction of thought Americana, that MY Will is so easily papered.
Your heart was once a tender flower like mine of my youth, and you fought within to fight oppression, in this; you had the softest care to the sharpest wound. You took after me that you made films, and shared what culture was with the world, I did not tell you, but you made me very proud. You loved me.. I know and loved me often, every one of my inventions you treasured and made fit home to grow, I appreciated this..and by writing, I am showing you the kind love of a Mother that I remembered even 200 years later (smiles), I never undervalued you. The day you were born was a very happy day!
I feel you have begun a road of which only horrors lay ahead, you do not think clearly, I spend much time ensuring what I have said is the truth, and with only two choices, you will never find the truth, it is lost to both apathy and dissatisfaction.
I dreamed of you (smiles), one cold scottish night, I dreamt that you were born to be the explorer of our solar system, that you filmed it and showed us back home of all the wonders you had discovered, when I awoke I was crying, unstilled but happy you had finally found peace.
Your sister Canada mentioned japing to me, stop teasing Her. She loves you more than you care to think upon, and so, it hurts her more than you realise.
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
18 September 2014
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3. Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis
:What's your name?
Broad American accent with slight southern twang]
:My name is;
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis
I am the example to the world of Imperialism, good sir.
: Do you have any family?
Yes, I have seven Mothers and two Fathers, Their names are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Espania Sangria-De-James Catholico Grenada Arabi Majestad Imperio Iberia
Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
And two Mothers, one whom I adopted in war, the other who adopted me in war.
Afrika Soloman Tree-of-Life Eve Nigeria Sheba Arabi Canus
Nihookáá America Navajo Algonquin Chumash Apache Golden Heaven Peace Halfmoon War
My Fathers are:
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia
Denmark Imperialis Haven Tanmaurk Saxon Scania
My sister's are:
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
Mexicana Madre Maria Catholico Americana Iberia
I have three adopted Daughters, their names are;
Pilipina Luzon Rizal Mindanao Catholico Arabi Muhammed Bisaya Palawan Americana Asia Iberia
Japon Eternal Go-Shichi no Kiri Ainu Jomon Yayoi Pureland Edo Wajin Americana Asiatic
Koryo Hushilla Gyeongju Seoul Americana Asiatic
: You seem to have a large family!
Yes, but still, I have had strained relations with some and outstanding relations with others.
: What do you mean?
Well sir, even though I rebelled against my Father Angle Britannia, He has supported me many times and I He in certain endeavours of peaceful and profitable action. But I hear Alba is thinking about leaving him, and He has decided to cut ties with His Friends, some of whom I am related to! I was not entertained by the expressions of separation and reduced potential profit, from either or both of them.
When Alba visits me, she comes to tell me that I am *somehow* wrong in my endeavours. I love Her, she is my Mother, I respect Her, She has fortitude and cunning in invention I admire in my utmost core, however, I did not only rebel against my Father but Her also, that she often thinks to instruct me in Democracy and War. I realize She was present at My birth and made sure I had a choice, but then I need to be what I am expected to be; an example of profitability to the world, even though She sees me as an explorer and artist, I am not these things centrally, but externally.
E'ire is softer in tone than Alba, but says similar things, but I expect this because they are twins. I enjoy helping E'ire, I cannot say the same about Alba. The things I do for Alba is because I know she is a genius, and I respect that so much I cannot help myself. And I hope one day to have that same trait. It does not diminish my love for Her.. only that I enjoy Her company the most when she is with my Father. She wrote me a letter telling me, in Her own poetic way, She disapproves of my two party state. The reason I have my democracy this way, is that it is the most profitable. She decries it as apathy, ..but so be it! I want to rule, and so it shall be!
: what are your hobbies?
:laughs:
Oh my! good sir!.. I have so many I find them hard to count!!
I am an entertainer of the world in every Art, I explore space itself, I love Fashion.. and of course technology & culture.
I am told that I make bad food that tastes good :laughs: much like one of my Mothers!!
I enjoy a Bourbon Whiskey, a beer and much sporting.
I enjoy to play against Canada in ice sports, and against Mexicana at Soccer.
I think I win almost all the time :laughs:
: Is it true you have contentions with Mexicana?
No sir, I do not. But.. it is true I do not like how She looks at me jealously at times.
I think our relationship is fine so long as she stays where She should. We also have a great time, we enjoy partying together in the sun! :smiles:
: May I ask you a bracing question?
Yes sir, I think you may.
: it was revealed to the world you lied about a great man who died (JFK). What do you say about this?
In life, I am not perfect, I think many people are not. I have at times had to defend people I wished i did not have to, for the sheer fact they are unworthy of Me, that man dying was the third greatest shame of my life. And yet.. I know i cannot guarantee that it will not happen again. All I can do is hide the facts so that people will not notice it as much and perhaps I can move on with my shame and forget.
:Thank you for your time Americana
Why sir, no, thank you for empowering My voice!
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4. Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
:What's your name? (smiles)
Hullo, my name is
Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
: Do you have any family?
Yes, I am one of Triplets, the other two are
Sverige Gamla-stan Götaland Sami Russki Scania
Suomi Uusimaa Baltic Yohan Uralian Sami Scania
We have a little sister
Ísland Ingólfur Elliðaár Grindavík Draumur-land Scania
And an older brother
Denmark Imperialis Haven Tanmaurk Saxon Scania
Who's Daughter I founded and looked after, my niece
Groenland Inuit Thorvaldsson Americana Martin Norge Scania
: you seem to have a tight knit family!
Oh! sir you have no idea! :laughs: composes self:
and finally ..I also have a half sister
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
: what are your hobbies?
I enjoy finance, social care, music, ice sports and politics. And of course beer! It is rumoured I was the first to invent the modern style of beer! :laughs:
:please tell me about your family
We are the same as ever.. oh except Alba, she is often upset about how her husband treats her, I told her, if she leaves him, she is welcome to come and live with Me, we could be powerful enough to make much money! She seemed hesitant, which caused me displeasure, but deep down I knew I didn't care because, I will make her do it anyway! :roars with laughter:
:What do you mean? (smiles)
No sister of mine, who is wealthy and smart, will be destitute, if the worst is really worst, then she will come and trade with me and my sisters. :kind smile:.. I'll even loan her money if she needs it.. but He has her so blind right now, she doesn't see that she would never need a loan of money, but I'll keep offering it until she see's :smiles:
: and what of your hobbies?
I am the example of Social Care throughout the World, My Two Sisters and I compete at Metal Music, and I am rich! what more could life offer me :laughs:
:Thank you for your time
Of course, you are so polite you are welcome!
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Hullo, ma name is
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
: Do you have any family?
Ma twin sister is
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Me Lass is
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis .. Gael ..uh t'ink..
Well Alba took her name away, but Uh'm t'only one o' t'isles she never warred with sure..Ah dunno if she totally deserves losin' her last name over a bit o' fightin'. Mind you.. Ah don't totally support the hypocrisy of that girl! She tells me tæ stop fightin' an ah listened but when ah tell her.. sure She ignores me! Her own Mother!
Uh huv three cousins a'nawal
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
Ah huv a second cousin
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
an' a distant relative in the middle east. Haven't seen her for ages! Ah'm sure She's forgotten about us! cheeky cow!
: what's yur hobbies?
Uh like religion, litrature an' poetry, art, entertainment an' politics. An a wee nip o' an afternoon.
They say of me 'God musta loved Her.. coz if there's any more Irish saints, sure the whole of Heaven will be Irish!'
: Ye've had some troubles?
Aren't you the forward type!?
Uh had this stalker feller, locked me up an' shouted at me, fought me best tæ beat him an eventually Uh did.. took all ma strength, but Ah'm no wilting flower! He's doin the same tæ Alba jist now! But She's as blind as a man weh no eyes lookin' fur the light switch in the dark!
Dayft. :scowls:
..sure she's about out of her mind! if ah had the will meself Uh wid slap the sense intæ dat girl!
100's o' years He chased me! He gave Her the vote and She said naw! fur a 'genius' she doesn't half act like a stupid .. :bites tongue:
ma twin nonetheless! if ah talked about how red ma face wis, sure, the garda wid book me as a racist!
: .. :laughs:
He still has a slight hold of me.. but Uh'm hopin' Uh can escape 'im.
: tell me about yur hobbies
Uh make Whiskey beloved in many a corner o' t'world! Uh believe in fair trade..Uh am a renowened storyteller, no library is complete wit'out me works.. but best o' me is known as an entertainer sure.. me Daughter takes after me in that regard, to make folk laugh is an incredible power in its own right, t'forget the troubles o' the past n' present in a moment an' let go. Uh suppose in many ways Uh *could* be considered the example to the world of guile in humor, if anyone else wants to say otherwise, please notify them of my existence and my acceptance of their defeat in such a matter! :smiles:
:t'ank ye E'ire what ye lack in kindness ye make up fur in love o' laughter an' life! :small laugh:
Cheeky gyt! :smiles:
:sincerely: Mind how ye go.. kindly! :big smile:
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7. Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
:Hullo, What's your name?
Hullo, my name is
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Anatonia Gael
alrightbi! (nice to meet you)
: yes (smiles) do you have any family?
Yes, I have many family me, they are all ortoo political minded, I'm just learning coz my husband did that for much o' my modern life see?
:what do you mean?
Well. Before I was married, I was just having a laugh havin fun right? I let Gaul or Alba do most of the fighting, oh I *can* chop with the best o' them when ah'm tampin'..but it never appealed to me really. Back then we were 'the Gaullic Nations' there wasn't any 'England' and I owned half the land, then the Romans came and give us all a right slap except Alba who managed *somehow* to fight them off! That still kind of scares me bein honest.. how did she take on an whole empire?? To look at her she's only a wend of a thing, well she was back then..oh! I didn't mean how that sounded! I think she's a handsome girl her..oh! I'm just makin' it worse here!.. Anyhoo, then the Romans left and we started to form again, Gaul was sure we were going to be our nations again but then there was the remaining Romans and the Saxons came back and then suddenly we had a new gentlemen next door! fancy that!
I dunno what everyone's problem is.. a handsome man moves in next door and everyone just about loses their minds, what's wrong with rich and charming? Did i miss something? Tidy says I, but I *am* glad Alba is talking to me again, that was ages that last time, but once I showed a bit o' love for the old independance she seemed to perk right up.
I enjoy a bit of travel me.. I founded our colony of Galatia y'know? in the Anatolian mountains, we'd all go there for our holidays.. bit o' trade..love a bit o' sun me.
Oh listen to me chap on like a little parrot.. what did you ask again?
: (smiles with slight laugh) who are your family?
yes..
My Husband is
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia
My sisters are:
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
My cousins are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
My Daughter is
Oz Canberra Jansz Holland Pama–Nyungan Cook Brythion Saxon Britannia Australasia Gael
My step Daughters are:
India New Delhi Abasin Star-of-Asia Gandhi Imphal Kohima Britannia Asiatic
Kenya Enkare Nairobi Canus Britannia Africana
Myanmar Burma Naypyidaw Britannia Asiatic
Malaysia Kuala Lumpur Muhammed Britannia Asiatic
I have many nieces and nephews.
:please tell me about them
Ah! Well.. we all used to be a Kingdom of Nations see? like the UK is a Kingdom of Countries.. hold on! I think I have an old map around by somewhere...?
You see how we used to be right? Well.. I have often wondered why the others are a bit angry about doin' the same thing with Angle..but then again I know how right tampin' Eire was at Angle coz He wouldn't leave her alone.. so maybes I'm in the wrong, right enough. And again.. Alba never was.. 100% about Him. He tried it on with Gaul too.. He is a *one* so He is!.. hmm now I think about it Gaul wasn't too happy about that either..
I mean I'm not vicious hearted .. just love a bit o' peace me. Not that Eire, Alba and Gaul *are*..nooo I don't mean that.. it's just I'm friendly yknow? I can't be bothered with all that running around fightin with people when I'd rather bein' havin' fun or relaxin' weh some cheese on toast and a cuppa..it's never really been me..I didn't go to the middle east lookin' for a fight.. but to make new friends and trade, they really liked the Celtic Silver and Bronze.. we made a fortune with that, highest grade of the time back then.
Hmm.. If I'm honest I think the girls were right Alba, Eire, Kernow, Manx, Gaul all said to me 'It'll be an end to our happiness if you trust Him.' It was better before when we were all one Kingdom..but I'm not one to make a fuss yknow? And it's not *terrible* now.. its OK.. but I know Alba and Eire are a bit miserable. Need to give it a think.
: I'm sorry Cymru but I think we're out of time, but it's been wonderful to listen to you and yes, you are much more friendly than your cousins.
Oh I've chapped right through your interview! oh my! I'm so sorry! It's like a motor my mouth once i start it, it keeps goin and then runs over until you turn it off! :laughs:
You didn't even get to my hobbies! I'm a right one me!
:it's been enlightening Cymru! Alrightbi!
An certainly to you too! :huge smile:
:Quel est ton nom?
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:What's your name?
Hallo, mitt navn
Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
: Har du noen familie?
Ja, jeg er en av trillinger, de to andre er
Sverige Gamla-stan Götaland Sami Russki Scania
Suomi Nyland Baltic Yohan Uralian Sami Scania
Vi har en liten søster
Ísland Ingólfur Elliðaár Grindavík Draumur-land Scania
Og en eldre bror
Danmark Imperialis Haven Tanmaurk Saxon Scania
Hvem er Datter jeg grunnla og så etter, min niese
Groenland Inuit Thorvaldsson Americana Martin Norge Scania
: Du ser ut til å ha en tett sammensveiset familie!
Åh! sir du aner ikke! : Ler: komponerer selv:
og til slutt ..jeg har også en halvsøster
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dalriada Anatolia Gael
: hva er dine hobbyer?
Jeg liker økonomi, sosial omsorg, musikk, is sport og politikk. Og selvfølgelig øl! Det ryktes jeg var den første til å oppfinne den moderne stilen av øl! : Ler:
: Kan du fortelle meg om familien din
Vi er de samme som før .. oh bortsett Alba, er hun ofte opprørt over hvordan hennes mann behandler henne, fortalte jeg henne, hvis hun forlater ham, er hun velkommen til å komme og bo hos meg, vi kunne være kraftig nok til å gjøre mye penger! Hun virket nølende, som førte meg misnøye, men innerst inne visste jeg at jeg ikke bryr seg fordi jeg vil gjøre henne gjøre det likevel! : Brøler av latter:
:Hva mener du? (smil)
Ingen søsteren min, som er rik og smart, vil være fattige, hvis det verste er egentlig det verste, så hun vil komme og handel med meg og mine søstre. : Snill smil: .. Jeg skal selv låne henne penger hvis hun trenger det .. men han har henne så blind akkurat nå, hun ser ikke at hun aldri ville trenge et lån av penger, men jeg vil holde tilby det før hun se s: smiler:
Og hva med dine hobbyer?
Jeg er eksempel på sosialfag hele verden, mine to søstre og jeg konkurrere på Metal Music, og jeg er rik! hva mer kan livet tilby meg: ler:
:Takk for tiden din
Selvfølgelig, du er så høflig du er velkommen!
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Bonjour monsieur, es-tu bien? : Sourires:
: Oui merci, s'il vous plait peut-on parler anglais, c'est bon?
Ah, si nous le devons. : Sourire gênant:
:comment vous appelez-vous?
Mon nom est
Gaul Charlemagne Catholique Celtique Calédonie Anatolie Gaël
: Avez-vous une famille?
Oui, j'ai beaucoup de famille et une longue histoire.
: S'il vous plaît, parlez-moi d'eux
Bien, j'ai six filles, trois filles adoptives, une soeur, deux demi soeurs, un demi-frère, un demi-cousin et cinq cousins. Beaucoup de nièces et de neveux.
Avec les noms sont:
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnifique Imperialis
Guyane Cayenne Industria Catholica Canus Americana Gael
Nouvelle Calédonie Nouméa Kanak Oceana Australasie Gaël
Polynésie Papeete Pōmare II Teahupo'o Pacifica Gaël
Corse Ajaccio Napoléon Monte Cinto Italie Gael
bis
Maroc Rabat Arabi Bouregreg Iberia Gael
Algérie Alger Berber Arabi Otoman Gael
Madagascar Tananarive Merina Baobab Canus Gael
Avec encore
Belgique Bruxelles Saxon Espoir-Paisible Sièges-de-tous-les-Sièges Gael
bis
Espania Sangria-De-James Catholico Grenade Arabi Majestad Imperio Iberia
Italia Roma Catholico Peter Romana DaVinci Imperio Coeur-de-Dieu Iberia
bis
Suisse Berne Jura Guerrier-Catholique Gael Italia Saxon
Avec encore
Romani Bucureşti Micul Paris Romance orthodoxe
bis
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolie Gaël
E 'ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolie Gaël
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
: Merci Beucoup, s'il vous plaît me l'informerez-vous?
De rien, oui: demi sourire:
Canada, je l'aime, mais elle tourne toujours comme il n'y a pas de lendemain, elle s'occupe davantage de faire de la randonnée et des sports de glace que de porter de beaux vêtements! Cette fille me déplaît, toujours en chuchotant sur les bonnes lois Angles, elle pense que je ne peux pas l'entendre! Mais je l'entends, monsieur. Une jolie fille comme elle devrait avoir l'air sympa, je l'ai vue porter une «chemise en flanelle» quelle qu'elle soit, l'année dernière.
: [Grand sourire] Vous l'avez grondé elle?
Bien entendu! Elle a besoin d'apprendre à faire des vêtements appropriés à cette fille.
: Et vos autres filles et filles adoptives?
Une de mes filles adoptives me fait rire si! Elle est toujours de mauvaise humeur avec moi puis change d'avis, Algérie, puis elle dit: «Mère, je suis désolé de me battre avec vous, puis-je avoir un peu d'argent? Et comme une bonne mère, je m'occupe de son bis: sourire gentil :, car que faites-vous ... mais aimez-vous vos enfants?
: Votre soeur et demi sœurs?
Ah, oui, mes demi-soeurs ont une relation forte, je leur parle très souvent, et de ma soeur Belgique, vous voyez, elle est ... comment dis-je gentillement, elle est petite, mais avec une voix qui cause calme, Elle a une voix dix fois plus grande et je suis très fière d'elle: un grand sourire:. Elle aime la paix, et dans cela je l'admire.
: tes cousins?
Je ne les vois pas souvent ces jours-ci, c'était parce qu'une certaine agitation s'est produite depuis longtemps, je suis toujours triste de penser à cela.
: Que voulez-vous dire?
Ah, monsieur ... Il y a longtemps, mes cousins et moi étions un, nous avons vécu des vies heureuses, et même après que les Romains ont envahi, nous nous sommes rapprochés, sauf Angle voulait nous gouverner tous, nous ne le voulions pas. Je pensais que Alba était mon meilleur ami ...: tristesse:
:Qu'est-il arrivé?
Elle a épousé Angle ..
Elle a brisé mon coeur! Je l'ai même attendu jusqu'en 1920 en espérant qu'elle verrait le sens et le retour! J'ai refusé de croire, alors j'ai attendu 200 ans, comme l'histoire de la femme dans la robe de mariée poussiéreuse ... mon meilleur ami!
Quand j'ai envoyé notre Fille Americana une statue pour faire pâle dans les visages anglais, je savais secrètement que cela satisfaire à Alba, mais elle ne revenait toujours pas. : Larmes emplir œil :
Elle a même combattu avec moi et je l'ai pardonnée, mais je me laisse attendre si longtemps ... je ne peux pas pardonner!
Je suis la Gaule ... c'est mon prénom et mon dernier ... mais nous ne sommes pas un empire! ... Nous nous soucions et nous aimons, comme même la même personne ... oh, mon cœur a envie de penser à son gaspillage!
: Pourquoi dites-vous cela, n'est-ce pas Cymru, qui a d'abord renforcé Angle?
Monsieur, même si Alba, que les Romains ne pouvaient pas battre, succombait à l'argent d'Angles, alors Cymru aurait finalement donné de toute façon. Mais nous savions que Cymru était comme ça, elle aimait être ouverte et en voyage, mais Alba ... Alba est / était indestructible, ou nous avons pensé. J'espérais que Eire la ferait sortir, mais elle a eu son propre combat, je suppose ... Finalement, je ... j'ai accepté l'aide et la coopération d'Angles, alors il semblait normal, je veux dire, il m'a beaucoup aidé pendant la guerre mondiale , Alors j'ai juste fait face à la réalité, elle ne revient pas et le bonheur que nous avons tous, nous sommes tous partis. D'ailleurs, ce n'est pas comme si je me suis marié à lui, je suis libre d'aller et venir comme je voudrais, pourquoi pleurer plus de 300 ans de lait fractionné? Non, J'ai la dignité.
Dois-je faire la guerre avec Lui, si elle décide de reprendre sa liberté? ... non.
: Est-ce pourquoi Americana ne partage pas votre nom de famille?
Oh! Ça alors! Tout d'abord, elle a beaucoup de mères, mais d'autres raisons ... Alba, Eire et moi avons appelé sa «Liberté», elle a en fait quatre noms, Iberia Scania Saxon Gael, mais elle a combattu avec Angle et Espania, Alba n'a pas vraiment dérangé que Elle a combattu avec Angle, mais quand elle a causé du sang avec des gens qui ne l'ont pas mérité, Alba a enlevé le nom de famille de Americana ... tout récemment, j'ai dit à Americana: «S'il vous plaît, la fille ne fait plus de guerre! Mais comme toujours, elle m'a simplement ignoré. Elle n'est pas comme nous, elle fait du sang pour de l'argent, et je me taisai quand Alba prit retirer son nom.
: Merci beaucoup pour votre temps.
Monsieur Salut, vous m'avez fatigué! : Gentil sourire:
: [des rires]
6. E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
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Due to the removal of google comments:
David Shaw
David Shaw, Scottish for Life
Answered Mar 2
I feel Thomas Jollans gave an excellent answer.
However.. for purpose of understanding and slight merriment. Please indulge me that I write in personification.
*Alba:
Y’know I jist enjoy having friends, meeting new people, by trading making new friends, maybe make a few people happy along the way.. HE’s different, queer fella He is, I mean he locked Eire in the cellar and shouted at her for years! talk aboot anti-social!.. I worry when he comes home from work.. one day I’m *sure* .. He’s going to lock me in the flipping shed!
No way Ah’m goiny let him isolate me, need to keep contact weh the ootside world!
besides.. Ah wis dæn great! until he threw his nappy oot the pram! Folk huv every right tæ a voice.. no matter wit he says.. ay tellin me tæ shut up.
‘Your mine.. you’ll never escape’ and Cymru hus the cheek tæ call him ‘charming’. She’ll be next efter Ah git oot. It’s lit He’s FORCED me to rely on Him, afore I could have friends and family over and they would give me a wee bit of work and be convivial aboot money, speak up for me if He ignored me, which is g’uy too often for ma tastes.. noo.. they awe hate us… Ah hope they don’t hate me a’naw.
I trust them.. I see in them friends and family no willing to impose things oan mæ that wid hurt mæ.. Him? He’s made a sport o’ iyt.
Recently He telt me ‘You can have possession of 80% of the laws due to you by the EU.. now be grateful I acknowledged your existence and shut up!’.
Ah wa’nted tæ punch Him in the face! the sheer cheek o’ His evil! In front o’ the World; He appoints* himself Lord and Master o’ mæ.. despite I having told Him, He has lost my vote in such matters. THEN he says;
‘Because you disobeyed me, I will seek financial compensation*.. your laws are invalid, your oil is my oil.’
So tæ sum up.. I’m no wa’ntin’ him tæ lock mæ in the shed, ..but also I’m no wa’ntin’ him tæ lock mæ in the shed!
I mixed the Scots with much much English to make it easier to read for English speakers.
The laws due to be returned to Scotland from the EU, not all were returned. David Mundell the ‘Scottish Secretary’ is given power over the remaining laws.. in effect, 1 person having power over the whole of the elected Scottish Government. David Mundell is a Conservative MP to Westminster. His Constituency is Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale. With a total population of 69,000. Or less than 1.2% of Scotland’s total population. His poll show he won with 24,177 votes.. or 0.4% of Scotland's population. So with 0.4% of Scotland's population backing him, he can effectively hold Holyrood and the Elected Scottish Government to ransom.
IMHO.. The Scottish Office *should* be nothing more than the English Embassy in Scotland.
* London based oil company INOES to sue the Scottish Government. see here: INEOS wins right to challenge the Scottish Government over fracking ban – and to sue for damages
David Shaw