1. Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
2. Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
3. Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis
4. Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
5. Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
6. E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
7.Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
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1.Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
:What's your name?
Hullo, my name is
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
: Do you have any family?
My twin sister is
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
My half sister is
Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
My Daughter is
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
I have three cousins, one of whom I will no longer speak to as she has betrayed me too many times to my exception.
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
I have a fond second cousin, and dear friend, whom I have fought beside many times. She feels betrayed that I married her enemy. I hope she can forgive me and see I repent.
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
and a little one
Angle Scotia Maori Zeeland
and a distant relative in the middle east. She has trouble at times but never asks me for help.
And I have only seen her a few times in passing over the last 2000 years, but that seems to be because of her busy life.
: what are your hobbies?
I like poetry, religion, art, investment and politics. And a dram, should I win a victory.
I'm a daughter of the Church, you know, (laughs) but everyone has their problems.
: What do you mean?
Well, I'm in a trial separation at the moment and it's not going well. He is boorish and reckless and we just don't fit. I don't feel we are helping anyone and we're only hurting ourselves. I am full of fight, but he fights with people I don't have a quarrel with, like a drunk throwing punches at his own shadow. I am exasperated with him. I am not rich in taste. I do not say to him buy me land. All I say is to shelter, feed, clothe, educate and employ me, but sometimes I now think I would be better off just doing this myself. I was independent for most of my life and I don't need subjection to him. I have some money even though … can we stop? It's too upsetting.
Camera stops}!
fade back in :Alba composes herself from tears}!
He ruined me! I was the best at investment and Finance for many a year.
: tell me about your sisters....... E'ire Norge
I don't see them as much as I would like but I suppose I see them quite often. E'ire is always close, and I often see Norge and think 'I could be that happy, ... if I hadn't married him'. Norge is always laughing to herself. I have no idea why. (smiles)
: and your second cousin. She is ages with you ... is that correct?
We were best friends for many years. We used to dream saying, 'we could make paradise on earth and we would call it Caledonia'. She's full of grace and splendour, and shares the same poetic soul as myself. She loves to love and has a bit of fight in her herself (laughs) . She is very charitable too!
She sometimes likes my other Cousin, but honestly Gaul should look harder at that consuming monster (Americana). I have ate a few fish suppers in my time but I'm nothing like Her ... I don't think Americana lives right, although she is very quick to tell everyone she 'is right all the time'. 'Americana's way', well it wouldn't do for me. I would go about vexed all the time, and then I'm just looking for a fight. Gaul is different ... like me in battles ... we choose our fights and then only fight evil. I remember when she asked me for help when were both broke, six years of fighting, but we still won. (fond smile)
: what happened? (flow straight no stopping}!
I got greedy in life. It is a true regret of mine.
Alba starts to break down with tears}!all one flow}!
I lost my mind for a split second and married him. There's more ... not 10 years thence I warred with Her. How shameful am I. It was money, even in truth I was in two minds about it, and I wish I had listened to my gut. I thought after I married him my doubts would go away but they never did. I always secretly knew.
: and of your hobbies?
I write Poetry renowned the world over. Not for a wee while, but I keep my hand in. I love God. I am a liar before Him but not anyone else. I try my hardest not to lie to myself and I hope I do a good job.
Money is a sore topic with me just now so can we avoid that for just now?. But I used to know what I was doing. (glum half smile)
I am still good with either paintbrush or play. Although ... I wish I could create new buildings like I used to. That's been over 100 years, I need to 'brush up'. (laughs) I used to like making my own cloths but he put a stop to that. Maybe I could have copied Gaul.. I don't know.
:do your Cousins share your interests?
I suppose we all like politics. I haven't heard from Kernow for a few years, but the last time was a fond memory. She was telling me how she would like a separation like me ... it was good to see her happy again ... has that been ten years? How time flies but never stops...
:fade to black}!
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2. Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
:What's your name?
French accent]!
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
: Do you have any family?
Yes, I have two Mothers and one Father, Their names are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
My Father is
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia
My sister is:
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis
But sadly, my parents do not call her daughter any longer, she warred with our Father and my Mother Alba says she often ashamed of her, so they call her 'cousin' even though it is a kind lie. is she disowned? in truth partially, I think our parents would love her again if she didn't start so many fights and make so much blood. Well that's what they say, I think she has a point.. but don't tell my Parents I said that!
My half cousin is :
Groenland Inuit Thorvaldsson Americana Martin Norge Scania
She barely talks to me except to say 'hi'.. but even just with that I know we get along well. Her Father is nice to me.. even though in past we have a tiff.Oh and my little Brother!
Angle Scotia Maori Zeeland
He's just a little baby, and I don't see him often, but my Mother Alba Visits him and so does my Father. They both love him very much! But last I heard he didn't want to know them because they are talking about a divorce.
:What do you think of your parents? all three..
Well, my Father is a very righteous man and I listen to any law he has for me. He provided for me for many years.. that reminds me I did not pay him back for that! But he never seems fussed about it, always kind to me, ask how I am and sending me nice letters. My mother Alba does not like to hear this! oh She wants good things for me, but when it comes to my Father, he has hurt her heart too many times! Did you know my Mother is a genius renowned the world over? She says even so.. genius.. all he wanted was the money. no work for her! only money! I love my Father.. but even I think she has a point. Why? cause anyone can see he did not give her work (This is Canada echoing the words spoken to her by Alba). Don't tell my Father I said that!
My Mother Gaul is always disapproving of me, I say to her 'What did I do Mother?'.. She has very high standards, unfortunately for me, I can't help but listen to her, I keep thinking in the back of my mind that she is right somehow. She has so many good qualities I want for myself, how on earth did she get them? When Alba comes to visit me, she is always friendly to me, when Gaul comes to visit, she tells me off.
: what are your hobbies?
I like sports, politics, liberal arts, culture and Whisky. I like to survival trek too.
I am learning about investment like my mother Alba.. it is very hard.. I have some monies, and am hard working.. so you think it would be easier. :frown:
I am pretty and rugged, but do not wish to marry coz in secret i love my Father, not in a odd way, just I don't think there is man of measure like him. Don't tell my mothers I said that.. in fact don't tell anyone. :red face:
:What do you think of your sister Americana?
I look up to her often, but she is a little rude to me sometimes.. but sisters jape, this is true, i know in secret she loves me very very much. even though she makes fun of me for my french/scottish accent. We have fun sometimes with ice sports, it makes me very happy!.. i think in truth i am a happy person.. in honestly i think she is not, sad to say.. she is always fighting and while i can see her point of the fight.. why does she do it so often?
:What are your goals for the future?
peace, love, understanding and beat americana in ice sports :laughs:
:Thank you for your time
Most welcome monsieur.
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3. Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis
:What's your name?
Broad American accent with slight southern twang]
:My name is;
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis
I am the example to the world of Imperialism, good sir.
: Do you have any family?
Yes, I have seven Mothers and two Fathers, Their names are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Espania Sangria-De-James Catholico Grenada Arabi Majestad Imperio Iberia
Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
And two Mothers, one whom I adopted in war, the other who adopted me in war.
Afrika Soloman Tree-of-Life Eve Nigeria Sheba Arabi Canus
Nihookáá America Navajo Algonquin Chumash Apache Golden Heaven Peace Halfmoon War
My Fathers are:
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia
Denmark Imperialis Haven Tanmaurk Saxon Scania
My sister's are:
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
Mexicana Madre Maria Catholico Americana Iberia
I have three adopted Daughters, their names are;
Pilipina Luzon Rizal Mindanao Catholico Arabi Muhammed Bisaya Palawan Americana Asia Iberia
Japon Eternal Go-Shichi no Kiri Ainu Jomon Yayoi Pureland Edo Wajin Americana Asiatic
Koryo Hushilla Gyeongju Seoul Americana Asiatic
: You seem to have a large family!
Yes, but still, I have had strained relations with some and outstanding relations with others.
: What do you mean?
Well sir, even though I rebelled against my Father Angle Britannia, He has supported me many times and I He in certain endeavours of peaceful and profitable action. But I hear Alba is thinking about leaving him, and He has decided to cut ties with His Friends, some of whom I am related to! I was not entertained by the expressions of separation and reduced potential profit, from either or both of them.
When Alba visits me, she comes to tell me that I am *somehow* wrong in my endeavours. I love Her, she is my Mother, I respect Her, She has fortitude and cunning in invention I admire in my utmost core, however, I did not only rebel against my Father but Her also, that she often thinks to instruct me in Democracy and War. I realize She was present at My birth and made sure I had a choice, but then I need to be what I am expected to be; an example of profitability to the world, even though She sees me as an explorer and artist, I am not these things centrally, but externally.
E'ire is softer in tone than Alba, but says similar things, but I expect this because they are twins. I enjoy helping E'ire, I cannot say the same about Alba. The things I do for Alba is because I know she is a genius, and I respect that so much I cannot help myself. And I hope one day to have that same trait. It does not diminish my love for Her.. only that I enjoy Her company the most when she is with my Father. She wrote me a letter telling me, in Her own poetic way, She disapproves of my two party state. The reason I have my democracy this way, is that it is the most profitable. She decries it as apathy, ..but so be it! I want to rule, and so it shall be!
: what are your hobbies?
:laughs:
Oh my! good sir!.. I have so many I find them hard to count!!
I am an entertainer of the world in every Art, I explore space itself, I love Fashion.. and of course technology & culture.
I am told that I make bad food that tastes good :laughs: much like one of my Mothers!!
I enjoy a Bourbon Whiskey, a beer and much sporting.
I enjoy to play against Canada in ice sports, and against Mexicana at Soccer.
I think I win almost all the time :laughs:
: Is it true you have contentions with Mexicana?
No sir, I do not. But.. it is true I do not like how She looks at me jealously at times.
I think our relationship is fine so long as she stays where She should. We also have a great time, we enjoy partying together in the sun! :smiles:
: May I ask you a bracing question?
Yes sir, I think you may.
: it was revealed to the world you lied about a great man who died (JFK). What do you say about this?
In life, I am not perfect, I think many people are not. I have at times had to defend people I wished i did not have to, for the sheer fact they are unworthy of Me, that man dying was the third greatest shame of my life. And yet.. I know i cannot guarantee that it will not happen again. All I can do is hide the facts so that people will not notice it as much and perhaps I can move on with my shame and forget.
:Thank you for your time Americana
Why sir, no, thank you for empowering My voice!
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4. Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
:What's your name? (smiles)
Hullo, my name is
Norge Scotia Tigerstaden Sami Russki Scania
: Do you have any family?
Yes, I am one of Triplets, the other two are
Sverige Gamla-stan Götaland Sami Russki Scania
Suomi Uusimaa Baltic Yohan Uralian Sami Scania
We have a little sister
Ísland Ingólfur Elliðaár Grindavík Draumur-land Scania
And an older brother
Denmark Imperialis Haven Tanmaurk Saxon Scania
Who's Daughter I founded and looked after, my niece
Groenland Inuit Thorvaldsson Americana Martin Norge Scania
: you seem to have a tight knit family!
Oh! sir you have no idea! :laughs: composes self:
and finally ..I also have a half sister
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
: what are your hobbies?
I enjoy finance, social care, music, ice sports and politics. And of course beer! It is rumoured I was the first to invent the modern style of beer! :laughs:
:please tell me about your family
We are the same as ever.. oh except Alba, she is often upset about how her husband treats her, I told her, if she leaves him, she is welcome to come and live with Me, we could be powerful enough to make much money! She seemed hesitant, which caused me displeasure, but deep down I knew I didn't care because, I will make her do it anyway! :roars with laughter:
:What do you mean? (smiles)
No sister of mine, who is wealthy and smart, will be destitute, if the worst is really worst, then she will come and trade with me and my sisters. :kind smile:.. I'll even loan her money if she needs it.. but He has her so blind right now, she doesn't see that she would never need a loan of money, but I'll keep offering it until she see's :smiles:
: and what of your hobbies?
I am the example of Social Care throughout the World, My Two Sisters and I compete at Metal Music, and I am rich! what more could life offer me :laughs:
:Thank you for your time
Of course, you are so polite you are welcome!
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5. Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
:Hullo
Bonjour monsieur, es-tu bien? :smiles:
: Oui merci, s'il vous plait peut-on parler anglais, c'est bon?
Ah, if we must. :awkward smile:
:what is your name?
Mon nom est
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
:Do you have any family?
Oui, I have many family, and a long history.
:Please tell me about them
Bien, I have six daughters, three adopted daughters, one sister, two half sisters, a half brother, a half cousin and five second cousins. Many nieces and nephews.
Avec les nom sont:
Canada Caledonia Gaul Angle Americana Gael
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis
Guiana Cayenne Industria Catholica Canus Americana Gael
Nouvelle Caledonia Nouméa Kanak Oceana Australasia Gael
Polynésie Papeete Pōmare II Teahupo'o Pacifica Gael
Corse Ajaccio Napoléon Monte Cinto Italia Gael
encore
Maroc Rabat Arabi Bouregreg Iberia Gael
Algérie Alger Berber Arabi Ottoman Gael
Madagascar Tananarive Merina Baobab Canus Gael
Avec encore
Belgique Bruxelles Saxon Espoir-Paisible Sièges-de-tous-les-Sièges Gael
encore
Espania Sangria-De-James Catholico Grenada Arabi Majestad Imperio Iberia
Italia Roma Catholico Peter Romana DaVinci Imperio Coeur-de-Dieu Iberia
encore
Suisse Berne Jura Guerrier-Catholic Gael Italia Saxon
Avec encore
Romani București Micul Paris Orthodox Romance
encore
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
: Merci beucoup, please will you tell me about them?
De rien, oui :half smile:
Canada, I love her, but she is always going around like there is no tomorrow, she cares more for hiking and ice sports than wearing nice clothes! That girl displeases me, always whispering about how good Angles laws are, she thinks I can't hear her! but I do hear her, monsieur. A pretty girl like her should look nice, I caught her wearing a 'flannel shirt' whatever that is, last year.
: [big smile] Did you scold her?
Bien entendu! She needs to learn how to make her own clothes that girl.
:And your other daughters and adopted daughters?
One of my adopted daughters makes me laugh so! She is always in a bad mood with me then changes her mind, Algérie, then she says 'please Mother I am sorry for fighting with you, can I have a little money?' And as a good Mother I look after her encore :kind smile:, because what do you do.. but love your children?
: your sister and half sisters?
Ah, oui, I and my half sisters have a strong relationship, I talk to them very often, et de ma soeur Belgique, you see, she is.. how do i say kindly, she is little, but with a voice that causes calm, she has a voice ten times her size and I am very proud of her :huge smile: . She loves peace, and in this I admire her.
: your cousins?
I do not see them often these days, It was because some turmoil came up long ago, I am still sad to think on it.
: What do you mean?
Ah, monsieur.. A long time ago my second cousins and I were one, we lived happy lives, and even after the Romans invaded, we became close again, except Angle wanted to rule us all, we did not want this, or so I thought, Alba was my best friend.. :sadness:
:What happened?
She married Angle..
She broke my heart! I even waited on her until 1920 hoping she would see sense and return! I refused to believe so I waited for 200 years, like the story of the woman in the dusty wedding dress.. my best friend!
When I sent our Daughter Americana a statue to wave in English faces, I secretly knew it would please Alba, but still she did not return. :tears welling up:
She even warred with me and I forgave her, but leaving me waiting so long.. this I cannot forgive!
I am Gaul.. it is my first name and my last.. but we are not an empire!.. we care and love each other, as even the same person.. oh my heart aches to think on her squandering us!!
: Why do you say that, wasn't it Cymru, who first empowered Angle?
Monsieur, if even Alba, whom the Romans could not beat, succumbed to Angles money, then Cymru would have eventually given in anyway. But we knew Cymru was like that, she liked being open and travelling, but Alba.. Alba is/was indestructible, or so we thought. I hoped Eire would talk her out of it, but She had her own fight I suppose.. eventually, I just.. accepted Angles help and co-operation, then it seemed normal, I mean He helped me a lot during the World War, so I just faced up to the reality, She's not coming back and the happiness we had, all of us, is gone. Besides, it's not like I am married to Him, I am free to come and go as I please, why cry over 300 year old split milk? non, J'ai la dignité.
Am I to make war with Him should She decide to resume Her freedom?..non.
:Is this why Americana not share your last name?
Oh! Ça alors! First, She has many Mothers, but other reasons.. Alba, Eire and I named her 'Freedom', she actually has four last names, Iberia Scania Saxon Gael, but she warred with Angle and Espania, Alba wasn't actually bothered that she warred with Angle, but when She caused blood with people who did not deserve it, Alba took away Americana's last name.. even recently I told Americana, 'Please Daughter do not make more war!' but as ever She just ignored me. She's not like us, she makes blood for money and so I stayed silent when Alba took her name away.
: Merci beaucoup pour votre temps.
Monsieur salut , you have tired me out! :kind smile:
: [laughs]
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6. E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
:Hullo, What's yur name?
Hullo, ma name is
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
: Do you have any family?
Ma twin sister is
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Me Lass is
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis .. Gael ..uh t'ink..
Well Alba took her name away, but Uh'm t'only one o' t'isles she never warred with sure..Ah dunno if she totally deserves losin' her last name over a bit o' fightin'. Mind you.. Ah don't totally support the hypocrisy of that girl! She tells me tæ stop fightin' an ah listened but when ah tell her.. sure She ignores me! her own Mother!
Ah huv three cousins a'nawal
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
Ah huv a second cousin
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
an' a distant relative in the middle east. Haven't seen her for ages! Ah'm sure She's forgotten about us! cheeky cow!
: what's yur hobbies?
Uh like religion, art, poetry, entertainment an' politics. An a wee nip o' an afternoon.
They say of me 'God musta loved Her.. coz if there's any more Irish saints, sure the whole of Heaven will be Irish!'
: Ye have had some troubles?
Aren't you the forward type!?
Uh had this stalker feller, locked me up and shouted at me, fought me best tæ beat him an eventually Uh did.. took all ma strength, but Ah'm no wilting flower! He's doin the same tæ Alba jist now! But She's as blind as a man weh no eyes lookin' fur the light switch in the dark!
Dayft. :scowls:
..sure she's about out of her mind! if ah had the will meself Uh wid slap the sense intæ dat girl!
100's o' years He chased me! He gave Her the vote and She said naw! fur a 'genius' she doesn't half act like a stupid .. :bites tongue:
ma twin nonetheless! if ah talked about how red ma face wis, sure, the garda wid book me as a racist!
: .. :laughs:
He still has a slight hold of me.. but Uh'm hopin' Uh can escape 'im.
: tell me about yur hobbies
Uh make Whiskey beloved in many a corner o' t'world! Uh believe in fair trade..but best o' me is known as an entertainer sure.. me Daughter takes after me in that regard, to make folk laugh is an incredible power in its own right, t'forget the troubles o' the past n' present in a moment an' let go. Uh suppose in many ways Uh *could* be considered the example to the world of guile in humor, if anyone else wants to say otherwise, please notify them of my existence and my acceptance of their defeat in such a matter! :smiles:
:t'ank ye E'ire what ye lack in kindness ye make up fur in love o' laughter an' life! :small laugh:
Cheeky gyt! :smiles:
:sincerely: Mind how you go.. kindly! :big smile:
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7. Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
:Hullo, What's your name?
Hullo, my name is
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Anatonia Gael
alrightbi! (nice to meet you)
: yes (smiles) do you have any family?
Yes, I have many family me, they are all ortoo political minded, I'm just learning coz my husband did that for much o' my modern life see?
:what do you mean?
Well. Before I was married, I was just having a laugh havin fun right? I let Gaul or Alba do most of the fighting, oh I *can* chop with the best o' them when ah'm tampin'..but it never appealed to me really. Back then we were 'the Gaullic Nations' there wasn't any 'England' and I owned half the land, then the Romans came and give us all a right slap except Alba who managed *somehow* to fight them off! That still kind of scares me bein honest.. how did she take on an whole empire?? To look at her she's only a wend of a thing, well she was back then..oh! I didn't mean how that sounded! I think she's a handsome girl her..oh! I'm just makin' it worse here!.. Anyhoo, then the Romans left and we started to form again, Gaul was sure we were going to be our nations again but then there was the remaining Romans and the Saxons came back and then suddenly we had a new gentlemen next door! fancy that!
I dunno what everyone's problem is.. a handsome man moves in next door and everyone just about loses their minds, what's wrong with rich and charming? Did i miss something? Tidy says I, but I *am* glad Alba is talking to me again, that was ages that last time, but once I showed a bit o' love for the old independance she seemed to perk right up.
I enjoy a bit of travel me.. I founded our colony of Galatia y'know? in the Anatolian mountains, we'd all go there for our holidays.. bit o' trade..love a bit o' sun me.
Oh listen to me chap on like a little parrot.. what did you ask again?
: (smiles with slight laugh) who are your family?
yes..
My Husband is
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia
My sisters are:
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
My cousins are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
My Daughter is
Oz Canberra Jansz Holland Pama–Nyungan Cook Brythion Saxon Britannia Australasia Gael
My step Daughters are:
India New Delhi Abasin Star-of-Asia Gandhi Imphal Kohima Britannia Asiatic
Kenya Enkare Nairobi Canus Britannia Africana
Myanmar Burma Naypyidaw Britannia Asiatic
Malaysia Kuala Lumpur Muhammed Britannia Asiatic
I have many nieces and nephews.
:please tell me about them
Ah! Well.. we all used to be a Kingdom of Nations see? like the UK is a Kingdom of Countries.. hold on! I think I have an old map around by somewhere...?
You see how we used to be right? Well.. I have often wondered why the others are a bit angry about doin' the same thing with Angle..but then again I know how right tampin' Eire was at Angle coz He wouldn't leave her alone.. so maybes I'm in the wrong, right enough. And again.. Alba never was.. 100% about Him. He tried it on with Gaul too.. He is a *one* so He is!.. hmm now I think about it Gaul wasn't too happy about that either..
I mean I'm not vicious hearted .. just love a bit o' peace me. Not that Eire, Alba and Gaul *are*..nooo I don't mean that.. it's just I'm friendly yknow? I can't be bothered with all that running around fightin with people when I'd rather bein' havin' fun or relaxin' weh some cheese on toast and a cuppa..it's never really been me..I didn't go to the middle east lookin' for a fight.. but to make new friends and trade, they really liked the Celtic Silver and Bronze.. we made a fortune with that, highest grade of the time back then.
Hmm.. If I'm honest I think the girls were right Alba, Eire, Kernow, Manx, Gaul all said to me 'It'll be an end to our happiness if you trust Him.' It was better before when we were all one Kingdom..but I'm not one to make a fuss yknow? And it's not *terrible* now.. its OK.. but I know Alba and Eire are a bit miserable. Need to give it a think.
: I'm sorry Cymru but I think we're out of time, but it's been wonderful listen to you and yes, you are much more friendly than your cousins.
Oh I've chapped right through your interview! oh my! I'm so sorry! It's like a motor my mouth once i start it, it keeps goin and then runs over until you turn it off! :laughs:
You didn't even get to my hobbies! I'm a right one me!
:it's been enlightening Cymru! Alrightbi!
An certainly to you too! :huge smile:
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6. E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
:Hullo, What's yur name?
Hullo, ma name is
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
: Do you have any family?
Ma twin sister is
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Me Lass is
Americana Angle Freedom Scotia Columbia HymnsongBlues Righteous HalfMoon Avalon Magnificent Imperialis .. Gael ..uh t'ink..
Well Alba took her name away, but Uh'm t'only one o' t'isles she never warred with sure..Ah dunno if she totally deserves losin' her last name over a bit o' fightin'. Mind you.. Ah don't totally support the hypocrisy of that girl! She tells me tæ stop fightin' an ah listened but when ah tell her.. sure She ignores me! her own Mother!
Ah huv three cousins a'nawal
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
Ah huv a second cousin
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
an' a distant relative in the middle east. Haven't seen her for ages! Ah'm sure She's forgotten about us! cheeky cow!
: what's yur hobbies?
Uh like religion, art, poetry, entertainment an' politics. An a wee nip o' an afternoon.
They say of me 'God musta loved Her.. coz if there's any more Irish saints, sure the whole of Heaven will be Irish!'
: Ye have had some troubles?
Aren't you the forward type!?
Uh had this stalker feller, locked me up and shouted at me, fought me best tæ beat him an eventually Uh did.. took all ma strength, but Ah'm no wilting flower! He's doin the same tæ Alba jist now! But She's as blind as a man weh no eyes lookin' fur the light switch in the dark!
Dayft. :scowls:
..sure she's about out of her mind! if ah had the will meself Uh wid slap the sense intæ dat girl!
100's o' years He chased me! He gave Her the vote and She said naw! fur a 'genius' she doesn't half act like a stupid .. :bites tongue:
ma twin nonetheless! if ah talked about how red ma face wis, sure, the garda wid book me as a racist!
: .. :laughs:
He still has a slight hold of me.. but Uh'm hopin' Uh can escape 'im.
: tell me about yur hobbies
Uh make Whiskey beloved in many a corner o' t'world! Uh believe in fair trade..but best o' me is known as an entertainer sure.. me Daughter takes after me in that regard, to make folk laugh is an incredible power in its own right, t'forget the troubles o' the past n' present in a moment an' let go. Uh suppose in many ways Uh *could* be considered the example to the world of guile in humor, if anyone else wants to say otherwise, please notify them of my existence and my acceptance of their defeat in such a matter! :smiles:
:t'ank ye E'ire what ye lack in kindness ye make up fur in love o' laughter an' life! :small laugh:
Cheeky gyt! :smiles:
:sincerely: Mind how you go.. kindly! :big smile:
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7. Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Gael
:Hullo, What's your name?
Hullo, my name is
Cymru Gwynedd Deheubarth Powys Brythion Anatonia Gael
alrightbi! (nice to meet you)
: yes (smiles) do you have any family?
Yes, I have many family me, they are all ortoo political minded, I'm just learning coz my husband did that for much o' my modern life see?
:what do you mean?
Well. Before I was married, I was just having a laugh havin fun right? I let Gaul or Alba do most of the fighting, oh I *can* chop with the best o' them when ah'm tampin'..but it never appealed to me really. Back then we were 'the Gaullic Nations' there wasn't any 'England' and I owned half the land, then the Romans came and give us all a right slap except Alba who managed *somehow* to fight them off! That still kind of scares me bein honest.. how did she take on an whole empire?? To look at her she's only a wend of a thing, well she was back then..oh! I didn't mean how that sounded! I think she's a handsome girl her..oh! I'm just makin' it worse here!.. Anyhoo, then the Romans left and we started to form again, Gaul was sure we were going to be our nations again but then there was the remaining Romans and the Saxons came back and then suddenly we had a new gentlemen next door! fancy that!
I dunno what everyone's problem is.. a handsome man moves in next door and everyone just about loses their minds, what's wrong with rich and charming? Did i miss something? Tidy says I, but I *am* glad Alba is talking to me again, that was ages that last time, but once I showed a bit o' love for the old independance she seemed to perk right up.
I enjoy a bit of travel me.. I founded our colony of Galatia y'know? in the Anatolian mountains, we'd all go there for our holidays.. bit o' trade..love a bit o' sun me.
Oh listen to me chap on like a little parrot.. what did you ask again?
: (smiles with slight laugh) who are your family?
yes..
My Husband is
Angle Jerusalem Ally Roman Hanover Saxon Britannia
My sisters are:
Manx Tynwald Ellan Vannin Brythion Gael
Kernow Celt Brythion Dumnonia Gael
My cousins are:
Alba Caledonia Scotia Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
E' ire Ulaid Connachta Laigin Muma Mide Dál Riata Anatolia Gael
Gaul Charlemagne Catholic Celt Caledonia Anatolia Gael
My Daughter is
Oz Canberra Jansz Holland Pama–Nyungan Cook Brythion Saxon Britannia Australasia Gael
My step Daughters are:
India New Delhi Abasin Star-of-Asia Gandhi Imphal Kohima Britannia Asiatic
Kenya Enkare Nairobi Canus Britannia Africana
Myanmar Burma Naypyidaw Britannia Asiatic
Malaysia Kuala Lumpur Muhammed Britannia Asiatic
I have many nieces and nephews.
:please tell me about them
Ah! Well.. we all used to be a Kingdom of Nations see? like the UK is a Kingdom of Countries.. hold on! I think I have an old map around by somewhere...?
You see how we used to be right? Well.. I have often wondered why the others are a bit angry about doin' the same thing with Angle..but then again I know how right tampin' Eire was at Angle coz He wouldn't leave her alone.. so maybes I'm in the wrong, right enough. And again.. Alba never was.. 100% about Him. He tried it on with Gaul too.. He is a *one* so He is!.. hmm now I think about it Gaul wasn't too happy about that either..
I mean I'm not vicious hearted .. just love a bit o' peace me. Not that Eire, Alba and Gaul *are*..nooo I don't mean that.. it's just I'm friendly yknow? I can't be bothered with all that running around fightin with people when I'd rather bein' havin' fun or relaxin' weh some cheese on toast and a cuppa..it's never really been me..I didn't go to the middle east lookin' for a fight.. but to make new friends and trade, they really liked the Celtic Silver and Bronze.. we made a fortune with that, highest grade of the time back then.
Hmm.. If I'm honest I think the girls were right Alba, Eire, Kernow, Manx, Gaul all said to me 'It'll be an end to our happiness if you trust Him.' It was better before when we were all one Kingdom..but I'm not one to make a fuss yknow? And it's not *terrible* now.. its OK.. but I know Alba and Eire are a bit miserable. Need to give it a think.
: I'm sorry Cymru but I think we're out of time, but it's been wonderful listen to you and yes, you are much more friendly than your cousins.
Oh I've chapped right through your interview! oh my! I'm so sorry! It's like a motor my mouth once i start it, it keeps goin and then runs over until you turn it off! :laughs:
You didn't even get to my hobbies! I'm a right one me!
:it's been enlightening Cymru! Alrightbi!
An certainly to you too! :huge smile:
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